They Fight Crime!

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:38am

He's an oversexed Amish stage actor fleeing from a secret government programme. She’s a scantily clad psychic fairy princess with someone else’s memories. They fight crime!
They Fight Crime!

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:41am

Baby- you really do find the most pointless ****.

Did you get your prom dress yet? Tony night is just around the corner!

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:47am

Right. Sorry. I'll try to lay off the insane websites for awhile. As for the prom dress, I think I'm just going to reuse one from high school for the Tonys. I think they'll still fit. I hope. Since you seem to be the biggest fan of this, do you have a color preference? I think I've got a couple of blue, a purple, and a couple of black.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:48am

I for one, really like the insane websites but this one doesn't want to work for me.

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:51am

about the websites--I was KIDDING!

and the color of your dress...whichever one is the MOST hideous and unflattering!

Found that tiara or wand yet? I'm telling you accessories matter...

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:51am

Hmmm... Don't know why it wouldn't work.
It's a random generator that creates a male and female crime-fighting team.
Very entertaining.
Here's the address:

http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.htmlhttp://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html>http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html

[DAME]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:52am

Tis site was a lemon. But feel free to put up the good ones. i am bored and I have all the time in the world

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:52am

you sillies...

you click "try again" and a new dumbass saying comes up

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:54am

Hideous and unflattering? Matthew, you no longer get a vote. I'm done with you.

As for the accesories, I'm borrowing a tiara from the production of "Once Upon a Mattress" that I'm working on for the occasion. If I'm going to do this, I'm going all out.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:55am

Be sure to take pictures for us!

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:58am

oh---she is.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 12:59am

Don't worry, Matt. I think that the picture from this Tony night will replace my "I am a Jennifer Cody clone" icon.

Dame, if you're really bored and haven't already checked it out, I still recommend Mittens the Cute Kitty (and its sequel... the sequel is actually better than the original, but it's always best to go in order.)
http://www.matazone.co.uk/kitty1.html

Updated On: 6/2/04 at 12:59 AM

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 1:28am

I can't believe that didn't get a reaction.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 11:33am

The sequel is dirrrrty.
...no twiney goodness.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 2:42pm

The dirty is what makes it good.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 2:46pm

But would you buy the T-Shirt?

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 3:28pm

I've actually considered it. I would probably get the "But I don't even know if you're a boy or a girl" shirt. Unfortunately, it's from the UK so it costs a bundle, and I have a cash flow problem. Someday...

In the meantime, you should get yourself one. How about the "Cannibal Sex Kitty" top?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 3:41pm

"I can smell your brains" still makes me laugh.
It been the subject of all of my non-work related emails today.

I'm not weird. I swear.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 4:46pm

I love how there is absolutely NO sound. Those are hilarious.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 4:50pm

Governor, I think I said this on a different thread, but it's really great if you get a friend to read it aloud with you using British accents.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 5:29pm

Oh yeah, I remember you saying that. Now I think I'll try it!

[iruvyou]

Posted: 6/2/04 at 9:11pm

That Kitty thing was very interesting but really funny!