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#26

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phew - I was sweating it out there...

When I was a kid, our next door neighbor was Italian, and my parents were away one night so I had dinner at her house... she told me we were having spaghetti and gravy, and I thought it was going to be the oddest thing - brown gravy on pasta???
"Not a day goes by..."
#27

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I LOVE Gravy (the italian kind) it so funny when we make it we have to keep each other away from the pan or we will eat it all before the spaghetti is done.
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#28

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Paul Sorvino? I prefer Rocco Siffredi!


ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#29

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I was grasping, CM2 - next time I'm in danger of losing my FP status, I'll definitely post Rocco!
"Not a day goes by..."
#30

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CM2 that was lovely
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#32

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Excessive facial hair on females
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#33

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ME!!!

Well, three quarters Jewish (German, Polish, Russian)
and one quarter Italian Catholic.
#34

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"Eating after funerals."

Yenta, we Dutch and our ham buns corner the market on that one. I think if you don't serve ham buns after a Dutch funeral, the dead person comes back and chokes you in your sleep... or something...
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)
#35

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Well, there's the awful pinching of the face and the "You've gotten so big... look just like your fatheh," at family functions at which more relatives manage to appear.
"Bangarang, Rufio!" --Hook
#36

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my from an italian family and all I have to see is

food and drama.

that's us. hahaha.
"You won't fight without layers of armor Suit on up and come brace my sword You look back when the pieces are missing Hollowed out hope that no time can restore."
#37

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Lox - parmegian...(old Pat Cooper joke...)
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
#38

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~Big noses
~new york accents
~the "what anti-depressant are you on?" conversation
~everyone commenting when you don't eat as much or as wide a variety as everyone else
"Without Jews, fags, and gypsies, there is no theatre!" ~Mel Brooks, To be or not to be

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