If you don't want to embarrass a friend who inadvertently wishes you Happy Birthday in a restaurant when it's not your birthday, so you don't correct her then, why would you then tell the entire story on NATIONAL TV - proclaiming numerous times how you didn't want to embarrass her? How does that make sense?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson