#26
Posted: 10/24/04 at 1:20am
That guy in Airplane! had a drinking problem.
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#27
Posted: 10/24/04 at 1:20am
Mary, I live next door to you! I think, anyway. I don't know, I'm drunk all the time.
#28
Posted: 10/24/04 at 1:21am
how did the image of a lampshade on one's head get to be the cliche for a rockin' party?
#29
Posted: 10/24/04 at 1:22am
AIRPLANE is my favorite slap-stick comedy!
"They need you in the cockpit"
The cockpit? What is it?
"It's a small room in the front of the plane, but that's not important right now."
LMAO...................................
"They need you in the cockpit"
The cockpit? What is it?
"It's a small room in the front of the plane, but that's not important right now."
LMAO...................................
#30
Posted: 10/24/04 at 1:26am
Johnny, what do you make of this??
#31
Posted: 10/24/04 at 1:30am
My cat is 1/4 Asian Leopard and he makes these weird gurgling and crying sounds in the middle of the night. Whenever I have a friend sleep over for the first time, they think I have a little brother or sister that my family completely ignores, because Dickens (my cat) sounds that much like a baby.
Applebee's uses tenderizer in their steaks. I had one bite of my dad's and I can still taste it in my mouth. And I brushed my teeth. Bleccchhh.
My hair smells like peppermint.
Applebee's uses tenderizer in their steaks. I had one bite of my dad's and I can still taste it in my mouth. And I brushed my teeth. Bleccchhh.
My hair smells like peppermint.
#32
Posted: 10/24/04 at 1:35am
I hate it when people on the freeway come up on me, right on my bumper, when I'm already going 5 or 10 miles over the speed limit anyway. If you want to go THAT fast, GO FRIGGING AROUND.
#33
Posted: 10/24/04 at 1:39am
I hate getting bloody noses. And I french kissed for the first time last night. I miss my grandma.
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#34
Posted: 10/24/04 at 2:18am
I cant sleep...too much on my mind
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#35
Posted: 10/24/04 at 2:41am
why the hell am i up at 1:45 talking about spanking Raul...
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#36
Posted: 10/24/04 at 4:46am
working on a saturday night sucks the big one 
#38
Posted: 10/24/04 at 9:46am
and i thought this was going to be another george w thread (nothing)
#39
Posted: 10/24/04 at 9:46am
I'm sick and I sound like the love child of Fran Descher and Harvey Fierstien
#40
Posted: 10/24/04 at 10:28am
My cell phone won't work.
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#41
Posted: 10/24/04 at 10:35am
My parents just blew me off.
I drove out to Connecticut from the city to spend the day with them and I arrived to a note on the kitchen table: "Sweetie, sorry we missed you. We'll be back after lunch. Kisses, Mom"
WTF??
I drove out to Connecticut from the city to spend the day with them and I arrived to a note on the kitchen table: "Sweetie, sorry we missed you. We'll be back after lunch. Kisses, Mom"
WTF??
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#42
Posted: 10/24/04 at 10:41am
I wish I looked more like Tom Cruise and less like Rick Moranis.
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#43
Posted: 10/24/04 at 11:48am
Ugh. Yesterday my friend called and asked if I wanted to go to 6 Flags, but I told her I couldn't because I had a rehearsal for the singing group I'm in. THen I called my mom(who is away for the weekend) and she said I could skip the rehearsal. This was later, and I called my friend and asked if I could still go. She said no because they had already invited someone else. Psh :o(
What is Broadway? A street? Some say it's a street. Some say it is the best street in the world. Others think its terrible. That's the beauty of it, it's terribly beautiful. Some hate it and don't know why. Others love it and don't know why. That's what makes it so wonderful, it's a mystery.
#44
Posted: 10/24/04 at 12:04pm
I don't like digital clocks.
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#45
Posted: 10/24/04 at 5:23pm
I just got back from Wal-Mart.
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#46
Posted: 10/24/04 at 6:35pm
I have FIDDLER rehearsal tonight, but I don't have to be there until 8:00 because they're rehearsing L'Chaim from 7 - 8:00.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#47
Posted: 10/24/04 at 6:46pm
I'm hungry, but I'm too tired to get up and make anything to eat, but if I did eat I'd feel less tired, but I'm too tired to get up...
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#48
Posted: 10/24/04 at 6:48pm
I've been in the house all day, fixing things on my computer.
Ich.
Ich.
#49
Posted: 10/24/04 at 6:50pm
I WISH I had someone in my house all day fixing my computer... I am lost with what to do with it at this point...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#50
Posted: 10/24/04 at 6:53pm
drug commercials on TV really bore me, I end up thinking i need them all but refuse to ask a doctor
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