That guy in Airplane! had a drinking problem.
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/04
Mary, I live next door to you! I think, anyway. I don't know, I'm drunk all the time.
how did the image of a lampshade on one's head get to be the cliche for a rockin' party?
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/04
AIRPLANE is my favorite slap-stick comedy!
"They need you in the cockpit"
The cockpit? What is it?
"It's a small room in the front of the plane, but that's not important right now."
LMAO...................................
Johnny, what do you make of this??
Chorus Member Joined: 8/17/04
My cat is 1/4 Asian Leopard and he makes these weird gurgling and crying sounds in the middle of the night. Whenever I have a friend sleep over for the first time, they think I have a little brother or sister that my family completely ignores, because Dickens (my cat) sounds that much like a baby.
Applebee's uses tenderizer in their steaks. I had one bite of my dad's and I can still taste it in my mouth. And I brushed my teeth. Bleccchhh.
My hair smells like peppermint.
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/04
I hate it when people on the freeway come up on me, right on my bumper, when I'm already going 5 or 10 miles over the speed limit anyway. If you want to go THAT fast, GO FRIGGING AROUND.
I hate getting bloody noses. And I french kissed for the first time last night. I miss my grandma.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
I cant sleep...too much on my mind
why the hell am i up at 1:45 talking about spanking Raul...
working on a saturday night sucks the big one
and i thought this was going to be another george w thread (nothing)
I'm sick and I sound like the love child of Fran Descher and Harvey Fierstien
My cell phone won't work.
My parents just blew me off.
I drove out to Connecticut from the city to spend the day with them and I arrived to a note on the kitchen table: "Sweetie, sorry we missed you. We'll be back after lunch. Kisses, Mom"
WTF??
I wish I looked more like Tom Cruise and less like Rick Moranis.
Ugh. Yesterday my friend called and asked if I wanted to go to 6 Flags, but I told her I couldn't because I had a rehearsal for the singing group I'm in. THen I called my mom(who is away for the weekend) and she said I could skip the rehearsal. This was later, and I called my friend and asked if I could still go. She said no because they had already invited someone else. Psh :o(
I don't like digital clocks.
I just got back from Wal-Mart.
I have FIDDLER rehearsal tonight, but I don't have to be there until 8:00 because they're rehearsing L'Chaim from 7 - 8:00.
I'm hungry, but I'm too tired to get up and make anything to eat, but if I did eat I'd feel less tired, but I'm too tired to get up...
I've been in the house all day, fixing things on my computer.
Ich.
I WISH I had someone in my house all day fixing my computer... I am lost with what to do with it at this point...
drug commercials on TV really bore me, I end up thinking i need them all but refuse to ask a doctor
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