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#26

re: This is fun

Posted: 9/22/04 at 10:32pm

haha o god. lol. mine makes no sense!

i like this part!

"I love you," ******(which would be me)said frightfully, and expired in Adam's arms.

Adam never loved again.

i just don't like that i died.

"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

Updated On: 9/22/04 at 10:32 PM

#27

This is too funny:

(and I swear I did not see the story before I chose the words)

Margaret Cho's Love

Matt finished packing. Ever since Jarico, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Matt had been spongy.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing stroked him, all was not-so-fresh. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going via the aquaduct to become a fragrant nail clipper.

Just then, there was a skanky knock at the door. Matt opened it and stood there brazenly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his pinky.

When Matt came to, Jarico was holding his earlobe and looking gassy. "My love," Jarico said incredulously, "I'm sorry for the lip-smacking shock. I've been shipwrecked on a long-forgotten island for the last ten years, living like Roseann at a Hostess snack cake factory. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my kneecap in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Matt could hardly believe his Jarico had returned. "I will always love you, kneecap or no kneecap. Besides, you can cover it up with a rolodex."

They embraced dramatically and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was gay.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

Updated On: 9/23/04 at 10:43 AM

#28

re: This is fun

Posted: 9/23/04 at 12:09pm

*gasp*
Somehow, I'm not surprised.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#29

re: This is fun

Posted: 9/23/04 at 12:12pm

LMAO!

wtf?

Mine involved me, Adam, a spork and my swallowing of a candle.....

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#30

re: This is fun

Posted: 9/23/04 at 2:01pm

We are all so dirty. My stories can hardly ever be pasted here because more times than one they involve a word that rhymes with "duck".

Thou giveth fever.

#31

re: This is fun

Posted: 9/23/04 at 3:02pm

hahaha o god. mine just didn't make sense at all.

"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

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