This is fun
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#25re: This is fun
Posted: 9/22/04 at 10:32pm
haha o god. lol. mine makes no sense!
i like this part!
"I love you," ******(which would be me)said frightfully, and expired in Adam's arms.
Adam never loved again.
i just don't like that i died.
#26re: This is fun
Posted: 9/23/04 at 10:43am
This is too funny:
(and I swear I did not see the story before I chose the words)
Margaret Cho's Love
Matt finished packing. Ever since Jarico, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Matt had been spongy.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing stroked him, all was not-so-fresh. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going via the aquaduct to become a fragrant nail clipper.
Just then, there was a skanky knock at the door. Matt opened it and stood there brazenly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his pinky.
When Matt came to, Jarico was holding his earlobe and looking gassy. "My love," Jarico said incredulously, "I'm sorry for the lip-smacking shock. I've been shipwrecked on a long-forgotten island for the last ten years, living like Roseann at a Hostess snack cake factory. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my kneecap in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Matt could hardly believe his Jarico had returned. "I will always love you, kneecap or no kneecap. Besides, you can cover it up with a rolodex."
They embraced dramatically and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was gay.
#27re: This is fun
Posted: 9/23/04 at 12:09pm
*gasp*
Somehow, I'm not surprised.
#28re: This is fun
Posted: 9/23/04 at 12:12pm
LMAO!
wtf?
Mine involved me, Adam, a spork and my swallowing of a candle.....
#29re: This is fun
Posted: 9/23/04 at 2:01pmWe are all so dirty. My stories can hardly ever be pasted here because more times than one they involve a word that rhymes with "duck".
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#30re: This is fun
Posted: 9/23/04 at 3:02pmhahaha o god. mine just didn't make sense at all.
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