When President Bush and the Pope met this week they had a chance to do some fishing together. So they went out in a boat to the lake and cast their lines. A powerful gust of wind came upon them and blew the Pope's miter (Pope hat) into the water. George W. told him, "Don't worry, Your Holiness, I'll retrieve it for you." So Bush stepped out of the boat, onto the surface of the water and walked over to get the miter.
Headline the next day: Bush Can't Swim.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
Updated On: 6/6/04 at 03:05 AM