This week's Musto

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 3:04pm

Not as truly tasty as he is known to be, but pretty darn good nonetheless.

And yes, although he drives me up a wall at times, the idea of Mario Cantone singing "Two-Faced Woman" during ASSASSINS rehersals made me laugh out loud.

Michael Musto

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 3:09pm

funny stuff!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 3:09pm

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(Edited by management to avoid "completely messing up this page's margins") Updated On: 3/30/04 at 03:09 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 4:51pm

Kudos to Anthony for completely messing up this page's margins. Smooth move, Ex-Lax!

I loved the quote from Bette Midler about the skinny gals on set: "I'd rather look like SHELLEY WINTERS than one of these anorexic freakshows," she squawked.

I know just how she feels, he said, glancing at VoiceAnth's icon.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 4:58pm

You would associate yourself with someone hit three times with the ugly stick!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 5:04pm

Could it be any clearer to anybody how out of whack your priorities are? The woman could snap your precious Aguilera in two with one hand tied behind her back. And you're making fun of the way she looks? People who look in cracked mirrors...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 5:08pm

Honey, nobody can crack a mirror quicker than you!

...and actually, I think she would be all bluster, no action...X-Tina would knock her down with one smack...

and then she'd limp off saying something about "the thin, pretty, big voiced girl is on steriods"..

anything to make herself feel better ....

Namo...... Updated On: 3/30/04 at 05:08 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 5:21pm

Anthony, there is no art in taking the joke I make at your expense and repeating it. That's just lazy. Britney Spears lip-synching levels of lazy.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 5:26pm

It's 5:30 PM!

I'm tired!

Gotta save any energy that's left for my workout, you know!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 5:46pm

To quote the Divine Miss M: "Why bother?"

[etoile]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 6:33pm

Well since it seems you both plan to be at the benefit why not make a conciliatory effort to reconcile your animosity. Voiceanth, just go up to FindingNamo and plant a big sloppy juicy kiss on him in front of everyone. You know it would probably be the only way to keep him silent for a few minutes anyway.

[Corine2]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 9:51pm

Anthony you are sleeping because of Musto?
Are you kidding? I have no qualms with you honey but the article and Musto is DIVINE. He is more Divine then Midler.
Anyway i agreed with the audience member who called Johnny Guitar "TEDIOUS" I went last night and the "Agony" song from INTO THE WOODS went off in act 1. The second act was better. The wonderful Vivenne JUDY something was very talented but it was not my thing and i adore camp but not that show.
OH AGONY CUTS LIKE A KNIFE!
The highlight of the evening came later when i saw Chris Seiber at Scott N'S show. he was very sweet. Updated On: 3/30/04 at 09:51 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 12:27am

"Musto is DIVINE. He is more Divine then Midler."

Has the world gone mad?!?

Updated On: 3/31/04 at 12:27 AM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 8:13am

Amen!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 8:18am

He IS more divine than most, a truly gifted writer and one of the best minds in the biz....

And I love when ya see him tooling around the city on his bike in the summer, it reminds me that New York City ROCKS!!

Oy, I'm now a Musto SCHILL!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 10:28am

if i manage to get into this shindig, i expect no less than a shirts off bare knuckle brawl between namo and voice. this rift can only be healed by senseless violence and plenty of it!

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 10:47am

Papa - I love it when you talk dirty.

I'm very impressed you know Kelso. Do you the works of The Hun?