Thursday Morning Chuckle
Thursday Morning Chuckle
#0Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/9/04 at 7:14am
A man bought a parrot. After bringing it home he found that it used foul language. He tried for weeks to correct the bird. Finally, the man decided to take stern action. He locked the parrot in a cabinet for a week. The bird cursed the whole time. Frustrated, the man put the parrot in the refrigerator. He stood close by because he didn't want to harm the bird. The bird cursed for two hours straight. The man removed the parrot from the refrigerator, let it recover a bit and placed it in the freezer. Within a minute the parrot became silent. The man opened the freezer door and the parrot stepped out.
The parrot said, "I'm very sorry and I'll never curse again. Will you please forgive me?"
The man did.
The parrot then said, "I have one question."
"Go ahead," the man said. "What did the turkey do?" the parrot asked.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/9/04 at 7:17am
Awww.... That's cute! 
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#2re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/9/04 at 8:04amThanks for the laugh, Boobs. I needed it this morning!
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#3re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/9/04 at 9:26amheh....yeah, that's a great one!
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#4re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/9/04 at 9:28amVery cute!!
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