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Thursday Morning Chuckle

Thursday Morning Chuckle

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Broadwayboobs
#0Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/16/04 at 7:05am

A man and his wife were working in their garden one
day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire
up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 9/16/04 at 07:05 AM

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mominator
#1re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/16/04 at 7:33am

Thanks BB! I am glad that I finished my OJ before reading that.


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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joeyjoe
#2re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/16/04 at 10:04am

almost had my third cup of coffee go everywhere on that one!

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GaLiNdaFied
#3re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/16/04 at 10:07am

Thanks Boobs, I needed that re: Thursday Morning Chuckle


"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt


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