Thursday Morning Chuckle
Thursday Morning Chuckle
#0Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/17/05 at 6:57am
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
QueenMuppet
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/29/04
#1re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/17/05 at 7:04am
'He really wasn't good as Fieyro. Is it just me or does he sort of come across as a pimp? Just...the hand motions I've seen him do and the attitude..not that Taye is a pimp.' - SallyBrown on Taye Diggs as Fiyero
TheaterGeek91
Broadway Star Joined: 5/22/04
#5re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/17/05 at 2:41pmHey Scotty...Lusia will be back tomorrow....I had to bring Liam back for St.Paddy's Day.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/17/05 at 4:28pmGood one BB. Happy St Patrick's Day!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#8re: Thursday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/18/05 at 9:09am
I'm glad to make you happy Scotty !!!! 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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