Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 126

#3126

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Posted: 2/12/05 at 2:46am

Holy F*CKing ****. Why am I still online? This is deja vu from December when I stayed up nearly all night, crashed, woke up late after 2 hours of sleep and BOMBED.

Oh my god! Oh my god! I haven't studied much today! I'm going to fail this goddamn mofo on CHINESE NEW YEAR and then have to face all my judgmental Chinese family friends who're all accountants and business people and computer sciences, and I'll be known as the one who couldn't even write a good LSAT! And being on here ain't gonna help me much!!

OMFG.

If you're a good friend and you're still online, you'll kick me off RIGHT NOW.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3127

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 2:49am

Tiff, if I could, I'd come to your house right this very instant and KICK YOUR F*CKING ASS!!!

GET TO BED. Now. You'll get sleep. You'll do fine. YOU CAN DO THIS.

I love you, now leave.

#3128

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Posted: 2/12/05 at 2:53am

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3129

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 2:55am

STOP IT. LEAVE!!

*hugs* It'll be okay.

#3130

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 2:56am

Okay, I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Please don't hurt me or my PM Inbox!

(PS. It takes like 7 minutes until BWW will show that I'm gone, so don't kill me!)

*clutches onto Allie for dear life* Hun, it's your tax dollars that will be going to my social assistance and drug rehab when it's all over!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3131

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 2:59am

Good night, Tiff.

#3132

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:01am

Good night.

*cries*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3133

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:02am

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RESPONDING???!!! (don't answer this) YES, IT MAYBE TAKE 7 MINUTES OR WHATEVER TO SHOW UP THAT YOU ARE INDEED OFFLINE, BUT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST ANYTHING!!!! (this would work better if I knew how to post in GIANT letters...)


Good. Night. Type_A_Tiff.

#3134

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:09am

Hey guys..

TIFF go to bed!! I love you dearly but you need to f*ucking sleep

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3135

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:10am

Don't worry, I'm helping! I'm private messaging La Vie Boheme to her. In its entirity. Line. By. Line. Until the little red rectangle is black.

#3136

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:16am

GAH.. I still feel sick.. I got sent home from rehearsal too.. and told not to come tomorrow.. but I have to go tomorrow.. Why am I still awake.. oh yeah cuz I'm sick as hell..

the hives are gone though

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3137

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Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:18am

Aw, that really, really sucks, Cam. I'm glad the hives are gone, though. WAIT. This will be cleared up in, like, 5 days' time, RIGHT?!

#3138

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Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:20am

Oh yeah I should be better by tomorrow or Sunday at the latest.. Hopefully.. GAH I'm never going to F*cking eat again..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3139

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:21am

What did you have that made this happen?

#3140

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:24am

Well homemade cream of potatoe soup.. My grandmother made it and I didn't know she put half and half in it.. I took a bowl of it for lunch..

I'm never eating ever again..

**curls up in a ball**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3141

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:26am

*strokes Cam's hair lovingly* You need to go to bed!

#3142

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:40am

35 messages. Make it stop, Cam! Make it stop!!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3143

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:41am

Thanks!! yeah I sooo need to sleep.. but I dont think I could if I tried..

Ok so Tiff is off to bed.. I just got off the phone with her..

I think I'm going to go bra shopping tomorrow.. I've decided I want a new one, or two.. And I'm going to see if I can spend the old navy gift card from my bro and sis in law that I got for xmas.. (have I mentioned I HATE shopping)..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3144

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Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:43am

Really? I love it. Especially bra shopping. Except I can never get the cute little ones... and mine are always more expensive.

Tiff, I can break you.

#3145

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Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:46am

Good F*CKing christ, 45 messages.

Well, ask Cam! I'm about to sign off!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3146

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:47am

You have 3 minutes, Tiff.

#3147

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:48am

yeah my bra's are insanely expensive.. usually between $40 and $50 each.. I have about 30 bra's at the moment too.. I only shop at Victorias Secret for them.. they last, they support these huge monsters well, they are comfy and they last..

I actually enjoy bra shopping, but I have a hard time finding my size..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3148

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:49am

GAH! If only I could afford so many... and from Victoria's Secret! Wow. I'm impressed.

#3149

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:52am

my bra's tend to last me a while though.. unless of course I snap the underwire, which I seem to have gotten good at in the past year and a half.. (snapped 3 different ones, how I'm not sure, but I did it. One was even in the middle of a show, can we say OWW)

I haven't splurged and bought any new bras in over a year.. so it's about time I do..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3150

Jailbait (Wasn't that a movie?)

Posted: 2/12/05 at 3:54am

Yup, time for a new one!!

That hurts... I've had the underwire come out from the bra. It pokes and hurts!