Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3677**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:25pm
For a second, I thought you meant your SISTER had a concert at Lincoln Centre and Megan was there.
(This is your chance to make it seem like that's what you were trying to say.)
*sighs and picks at nails* Where are my Bitches?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#3679**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:31pmoK I'm home for now.. i can't stay long because I have an errand to run before rehearsal GAH!! **pulls hair out and hyperventilates**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3681**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:33pmAllie, um, yeah... But you know how Ellie's your vowel twin? Well, Cam and BST are my...evil twins.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#3682**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:34pm
She means bitches as in jail bitches - someone to sexually gratify her, and worship her in quiet terror...so I wouldn't be too offended, Allie.
Hi Cam! Your boss dead yet?
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3683**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:36pm
Okay, that doesn't actually sound like too much fun. I don't want to be Tiff's bitch.
Cam! You have rehearsal tonight??
#3684**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:37pm
NO the pompas ass, he had the audacity to ask me where I was going this weekend.. I was like none of your damn business.. I'm going ot visit friends.. and he said oh , well have fun... I told him off today too.,. then put in a vacation request for next month
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#3685**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:50pm
Hopefully he'll be struck down soon, Cam. Don't worry.
Allie, what's the bets Tiff and Cam are off at this very moment having a bitchly chat plotting evil schemes to take over the world...I say we overthrow them as Queen Bitches of this thread! Ya with me? Unless ,of course, I'm still an honorary bitch, in which case, I'll sneak you in.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3686**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:54pm
Well, I was called a bitch once... a few days ago I think. But I think that was just a slip.
You can sneak me in, if you can, okay? If not, THEN we take over.
#3687**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:55pm
**hands Allie a vip pass into the Bitches play room**
Ellie.. are you plotting again?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3688**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 7:58pmOoo, a pass! Thanks, love. Hehe, will I be sneaking you in, Ellie?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3691**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 8:02pm
HI Ellie my love.. are you upto no good again?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3692**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 8:03pmAww, the lonely Wannabe Bitches Party of deux.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#3694**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 8:04pmDon't refer to you and Cam that way, Tiff. You're loved...by someone I'm sure.
#3695**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 8:11pm
And why are youi deeming me a lonely wannabe bitch Ellie?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3696**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 8:15pm
Oh goodie. I was going to reply that I was outnumbered and then slink away, but now Cam's back, and we're The Bitches (not thebitches, like you two), so by default we win.
So, uh, nyeah-nyeah.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3697**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 8:16pmBut we've got that whole 'Vowel Twin' thing in our favour.
#3698**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 8:18pmThe "Vowel Twin" moniker, which I deemed you, might I add.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3699**falls down dead**
Posted: 2/16/05 at 8:19pm
Dammit.. I can't find the cd label refills I need anywhere!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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