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#3676

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Aww, you did Allie? I can check you know!
#3678

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For a second, I thought you meant your SISTER had a concert at Lincoln Centre and Megan was there.

(This is your chance to make it seem like that's what you were trying to say.)

*sighs and picks at nails* Where are my Bitches?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3679

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Megan Mullally is my sister, doofus.
#3680

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oK I'm home for now.. i can't stay long because I have an errand to run before rehearsal GAH!! **pulls hair out and hyperventilates**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3681

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Where are my Bitches? Tiff, aren't we enough??
#3682

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Allie, um, yeah... But you know how Ellie's your vowel twin? Well, Cam and BST are my...evil twins.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3683

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She means bitches as in jail bitches - someone to sexually gratify her, and worship her in quiet terror...so I wouldn't be too offended, Allie.

Hi Cam! Your boss dead yet?
#3684

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Okay, that doesn't actually sound like too much fun. I don't want to be Tiff's bitch.

Cam! You have rehearsal tonight?? **falls down dead**
#3685

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NO the pompas ass, he had the audacity to ask me where I was going this weekend.. I was like none of your damn business.. I'm going ot visit friends.. and he said oh , well have fun... I told him off today too.,. then put in a vacation request for next month

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3686

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Hopefully he'll be struck down soon, Cam. Don't worry.

Allie, what's the bets Tiff and Cam are off at this very moment having a bitchly chat plotting evil schemes to take over the world...I say we overthrow them as Queen Bitches of this thread! Ya with me? Unless ,of course, I'm still an honorary bitch, in which case, I'll sneak you in.
#3687

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Well, I was called a bitch once... a few days ago I think. But I think that was just a slip. **falls down dead** You can sneak me in, if you can, okay? If not, THEN we take over.
#3688

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**hands Allie a vip pass into the Bitches play room**

Ellie.. are you plotting again?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3689

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Ooo, a pass! Thanks, love. Hehe, will I be sneaking you in, Ellie?
#3690

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Oh, hi Cam...
*laughs nervously*
#3691

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Nice avatar, Ellie! It's okay, you're with me.
#3692

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HI Ellie my love.. are you upto no good again?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3693

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Aww, the lonely Wannabe Bitches Party of deux.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3694

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Tiff, come on. You know you want us in here!
#3695

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Don't refer to you and Cam that way, Tiff. You're loved...by someone I'm sure.
#3696

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And why are youi deeming me a lonely wannabe bitch Ellie?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3697

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Oh goodie. I was going to reply that I was outnumbered and then slink away, but now Cam's back, and we're The Bitches (not thebitches, like you two), so by default we win.

So, uh, nyeah-nyeah.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3698

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But we've got that whole 'Vowel Twin' thing in our favour.
#3699

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The "Vowel Twin" moniker, which I deemed you, might I add.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3700

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Dammit.. I can't find the cd label refills I need anywhere!!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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