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#3926

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Posted: 2/18/05 at 12:32am

Nice bit of screenwriting. Paul Giamatti was his usual self.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#3927

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:01am

1.OO am!!
I have colladge 'n' stuff tomorrow!

Tiff, are you aware that you sent me 29 PMs last night! cRaZy!
I know I sent you 4325, but it didn't seem like that many did it?

#3928

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:01am

By the way, guys, I just became a minister, so if any of you are planning on getting married, let me know if you'd like me to officiate.

#3929

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:09am

Ellie, you sent me 27 that are still in my Inbox, plus the, what, 4? 5? 30? that I deleted.

And guys, I just came back from the most explosive bowel movement I think I've ever had in my entire life. It left me walking out sideways. WTF?? TMI??

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3930

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:10am

Mother of Mary - TMI.

But thanks for sharing.

#3931

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:18am

*groan* I think I saw my colon in the toilet by the end of it, but my nose started burning so I stopped gazing.

#3932

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:19am

What with the graphic period-talk, and now this...you are too kind to us, Tiff.

#3933

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:24am

If I told you both Aunt Flo and Randy Runs were hand in hand today, would that enhance the imagery?

#3934

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:27am

Sounds like a nice appetizer. Yum. Any smeg?

My God...I should be in bed...but I'm too tired to go to bed. It would involve getting up, brushing my teeth, etc. I'm too lazy to sleep.

#3935

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:30am

No Smeg yet, but I'm worried my colon will clog the pipes until I retrieve it.

Did you watch Larry King last night (at my suggestion, might I add)?

#3936

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:42am

You people talk like this in the presence of a Reverend?

#3937

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:04am

There ain't no Riverend. I just lost half my body mass into the toilet.

#3938

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:08am

I'm back. (Was I gone?)

In my jimjams/jammies/pajamas/pjs/pygamas/nude...off to beddybyes...'Night folks. I'll be dreamin' of that little cocktail, Tiff.

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Billie Joe!!!!!!!!!(He reads Broadway boards, right?)

#3939

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:09am

He used to, but then he noticed you always spelled his name with a Y, and gave up. So your efforts are too little too late.

#3940

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:12am

I know his name is spelled with an 'ie'...it's just that sometimes my fingers type too quickly...bitch.

Hi Billie! Ignore that ho.

#3941

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:16am

Ryan? Riley? Reynolds? Regent? Reginald? Roberts? Robertson? Am I getting close?

*trying to chase you off*

#3942

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:17am

HI - This this Billie Joe, I've just come into Ellie's bedroom, and now I'm off to have sex with her, so you won't be seeing her for a little while.

Bye, BJ

#3943

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:20am

BJ indeed! Watch out for the sores. There hasn't been puss since she started the salt water treatment.

#3944

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:24am

CAMMIE!! I MISS YOU!! (You too, b_s_t...kinda.)

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO BORING AND NOW YOU'RE NOT AROUND!! COME BACK!!!!

#3945

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:24am

..........excuse me.....my ttyyyping maay be a litte oot of whack, as I'mm currently having sexual intercourse wwwihtt Biiillllieee, so.....I....may....ssound a littel strange...
jjust popped in to call Tiff a filthy sskank....coming Billie...
*ggggggggggggroooannn*

#3946

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:30am

15 seconds, huh? Ouch.

#3947

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:39am

HI - Billie again. Just back to say that El's one hell of a ride. See ya guys...peace.

BJ

#3948

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:41am

That burning feeling is not indicative of "one hell of a ride". Hope you stocked up on your antibiotics.

#3949

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:48am

thanks so much for the wonderful imagery tiff.

#3950

This place really isn't the same without that lovable amazon Cammie.

Posted: 2/18/05 at 3:24am

i see how it is wifey...we're too boring for you.

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

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