Nice bit of screenwriting. Paul Giamatti was his usual self.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
1.OO am!!
I have colladge 'n' stuff tomorrow!
Tiff, are you aware that you sent me 29 PMs last night! cRaZy!
I know I sent you 4325, but it didn't seem like that many did it?
By the way, guys, I just became a minister, so if any of you are planning on getting married, let me know if you'd like me to officiate.
Ellie, you sent me 27 that are still in my Inbox, plus the, what, 4? 5? 30? that I deleted.
And guys, I just came back from the most explosive bowel movement I think I've ever had in my entire life. It left me walking out sideways. WTF?? TMI??
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Mother of Mary - TMI.
But thanks for sharing.
*groan* I think I saw my colon in the toilet by the end of it, but my nose started burning so I stopped gazing.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
What with the graphic period-talk, and now this...you are too kind to us, Tiff.
If I told you both Aunt Flo and Randy Runs were hand in hand today, would that enhance the imagery?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Sounds like a nice appetizer. Yum. Any smeg?
My God...I should be in bed...but I'm too tired to go to bed. It would involve getting up, brushing my teeth, etc. I'm too lazy to sleep.
No Smeg yet, but I'm worried my colon will clog the pipes until I retrieve it.
Did you watch Larry King last night (at my suggestion, might I add)?
You people talk like this in the presence of a Reverend?
There ain't no Riverend. I just lost half my body mass into the toilet.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
I'm back. (Was I gone?)
In my jimjams/jammies/pajamas/pjs/pygamas/nude...off to beddybyes...'Night folks. I'll be dreamin' of that little cocktail, Tiff.
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Billie Joe!!!!!!!!!(He reads Broadway boards, right?)
He used to, but then he noticed you always spelled his name with a Y, and gave up. So your efforts are too little too late.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
I know his name is spelled with an 'ie'...it's just that sometimes my fingers type too quickly...bitch.
Hi Billie! Ignore that ho.
Ryan? Riley? Reynolds? Regent? Reginald? Roberts? Robertson? Am I getting close?
*trying to chase you off*
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
HI - This this Billie Joe, I've just come into Ellie's bedroom, and now I'm off to have sex with her, so you won't be seeing her for a little while.
Bye, BJ
BJ indeed! Watch out for the sores. There hasn't been puss since she started the salt water treatment.
CAMMIE!! I MISS YOU!! (You too, b_s_t...kinda.)
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO BORING AND NOW YOU'RE NOT AROUND!! COME BACK!!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
..........excuse me.....my ttyyyping maay be a litte oot of whack, as I'mm currently having sexual intercourse wwwihtt Biiillllieee, so.....I....may....ssound a littel strange...
jjust popped in to call Tiff a filthy sskank....coming Billie...
*ggggggggggggroooannn*
15 seconds, huh? Ouch.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
HI - Billie again. Just back to say that El's one hell of a ride. See ya guys...peace.
BJ
That burning feeling is not indicative of "one hell of a ride". Hope you stocked up on your antibiotics.
thanks so much for the wonderful imagery tiff.
i see how it is wifey...we're too boring for you.
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