Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 158

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 12:32am

Nice bit of screenwriting. Paul Giamatti was his usual self.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:01am

1.OO am!!
I have colladge 'n' stuff tomorrow!

Tiff, are you aware that you sent me 29 PMs last night! cRaZy!
I know I sent you 4325, but it didn't seem like that many did it?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:01am

By the way, guys, I just became a minister, so if any of you are planning on getting married, let me know if you'd like me to officiate.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:09am

Ellie, you sent me 27 that are still in my Inbox, plus the, what, 4? 5? 30? that I deleted.

And guys, I just came back from the most explosive bowel movement I think I've ever had in my entire life. It left me walking out sideways. WTF?? TMI??

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:10am

Mother of Mary - TMI.

But thanks for sharing.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:18am

*groan* I think I saw my colon in the toilet by the end of it, but my nose started burning so I stopped gazing.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:19am

What with the graphic period-talk, and now this...you are too kind to us, Tiff.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:24am

If I told you both Aunt Flo and Randy Runs were hand in hand today, would that enhance the imagery?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:27am

Sounds like a nice appetizer. Yum. Any smeg?

My God...I should be in bed...but I'm too tired to go to bed. It would involve getting up, brushing my teeth, etc. I'm too lazy to sleep.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:30am

No Smeg yet, but I'm worried my colon will clog the pipes until I retrieve it.

Did you watch Larry King last night (at my suggestion, might I add)?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 1:42am

You people talk like this in the presence of a Reverend?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:04am

There ain't no Riverend. I just lost half my body mass into the toilet.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:08am

I'm back. (Was I gone?)

In my jimjams/jammies/pajamas/pjs/pygamas/nude...off to beddybyes...'Night folks. I'll be dreamin' of that little cocktail, Tiff.

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Billie Joe!!!!!!!!!(He reads Broadway boards, right?)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:09am

He used to, but then he noticed you always spelled his name with a Y, and gave up. So your efforts are too little too late.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:12am

I know his name is spelled with an 'ie'...it's just that sometimes my fingers type too quickly...bitch.

Hi Billie! Ignore that ho.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:16am

Ryan? Riley? Reynolds? Regent? Reginald? Roberts? Robertson? Am I getting close?

*trying to chase you off*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:17am

HI - This this Billie Joe, I've just come into Ellie's bedroom, and now I'm off to have sex with her, so you won't be seeing her for a little while.

Bye, BJ

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:20am

BJ indeed! Watch out for the sores. There hasn't been puss since she started the salt water treatment.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:24am

CAMMIE!! I MISS YOU!! (You too, b_s_t...kinda.)

THESE PEOPLE ARE SO BORING AND NOW YOU'RE NOT AROUND!! COME BACK!!!!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:24am

..........excuse me.....my ttyyyping maay be a litte oot of whack, as I'mm currently having sexual intercourse wwwihtt Biiillllieee, so.....I....may....ssound a littel strange...
jjust popped in to call Tiff a filthy sskank....coming Billie...
*ggggggggggggroooannn*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:30am

15 seconds, huh? Ouch.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:39am

HI - Billie again. Just back to say that El's one hell of a ride. See ya guys...peace.

BJ

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:41am

That burning feeling is not indicative of "one hell of a ride". Hope you stocked up on your antibiotics.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 2:48am

thanks so much for the wonderful imagery tiff.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 2/18/05 at 3:24am

i see how it is wifey...we're too boring for you.