Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 205

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 8:28pm

Dead, dying, sick? I'd call her but I'm arguing with the 'rents and decided I'd stay in my room all day. THAT'LL teach 'em. I think.

Anyway, trip plans are confirmed. I hate my aunt for constantly changing the itinerary. And I HATE that I'm only in London and PAris for 2 nights. I'd cancel the whole trip but that would start a family feud. So I'm considering my $2000 contribution Shut Up money, and I get a bonus Europe trip out of it.

I'll only be in London April 28 and 29, and she doesn't want to see a show on the 28, giving me...o-o-one show to watch. *eyes well up with tears* You cannot m-m-m-mock me on this, Ellie! *snot dribble* G&D won't be open yet, I haven't been able to sell my t-t-tickets on eBay, and I'll be out $220!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 8:36pm

When have I ever mocked you? *looks puzzled*

But, awwwwww, that is too bad.

I'm sure you'll sell your G&D tickets in the end, it's probably just that the demand isn't there yet. So...Billy Elliot would be a good choice. Didn't you want to see Brooke Shields in Chicago? Will Kim Cattrall still be in 'Whose Life Is It Anyway' then? Les Mis?Why don't you see if your aunt has any preference? And then go the other way.

And I hope Cam's feeling OK today...she was very down last night. Hopefully she rang in sick to work, and the day off will do her the world of good.

Edit - because I daren't misspell anything, lest I get pounced on by a zealous pointer-outer of mistakes...naming no names...
Updated On: 2/25/05 at 08:36 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:16pm

I just tried phoning her and no one's answering. Her voice mail isn't kicking in either. Cam? Cammiepooh? Cammiewhammiesofantammie, where are you? Where my Bitches at? *disoriented*

*snotty goober* I dunno what to wa-a-a-atch-ch-ch-ch...When does Whose Life start again? I'll google it. I figure I want to see a show I haven't seen before, but I wanna see Brooke in Chicago. The IDEAL plan would've been to see Billy, G&D, Chicago and Les Mis, but now...now... *snot lands on hack - er, back - of hand, trembling like jelly*

And who's a zealous pointer-outer of mistakes? Who are you to cast stones? You didn't even know there should be a space between "Les Mis?" and "Why"!

*uses back of hand to wipe nostrils, realizes that was the festery goober hand*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:45pm

I tried phoning her again. Still nothing. CAM! I TRIED! IF YOU CAN SEE THIS AND YOU'RE STUCK UNDERNEATH A FALLEN SHELF, WELL, HURRY UP AND LET US KNOW!! YOU SELFISH IDIOT!

Fine, I can talk to myself some more.

How are you feeling?
Phlegmmy and nauseous.
You know what should make you feel better?
Knowing I'm without a 60km radius of the best band in the world?
Yup!
Thanks! I DO feel better!
You're hot.
Thanks. So are you.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:46pm

Hey guys!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:47pm

There's only one of me (if you don't include my 13 personalities). Ellie jumped ship.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:47pm

Mary Poppins? That looks splendiferous to me! I looked up 'Whose Life Is It Anyway?'- it ends on April 30. It's a one-woman show about an, um, woman coming to terms with disability.
A barrel of laughs, then. But hey, it's Samanta Jones!!

Maybe you could spend a wild couple of nights rolling around with hot dancers from the Moulin Rouge in Paris to make up for your lack of shows in London. Wheeee! Oui!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:49pm

*crawls back aboard ship*
Hey, Shub!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:50pm

That's a scary photo of BJ. He looks like the lead in the film of Clockwork Orange.

Ehh...Mary Poppins? Ehhh....

Whose Life sounds like a hoot. So it would be inappropriate to holler "Tell us about blow jobs. Sammo!" in the middle of the show, right? Just checking.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:51pm

Not a Mary fan, then?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:51pm

Hey, I never said I wanted you ON the ship. Just that you jumped it.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:52pm

*dives off ship*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:52pm

can i be a legend yet? are enough people here for tiff to allow me to do it?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:53pm

I'll allow you :)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:55pm

I allowed you even when it was only Ellie and me.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:55pm

How many more posts to go, midnight?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:56pm

Can you spend them all insulting Yaley?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:57pm

Can you spend them all insulting Prospects,WhatProspects?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:59pm

Oooo snap.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:59pm

*snivel* Shub, did you catch that? And people think I'M the mean one.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 10:00pm

*wishes BST and Cam were here*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 10:02pm

Well they're not.
*smiles*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 10:03pm

*wails* The best seats for Billy Elliot is ROW L of the DRESS CIRCLE!! That's the back row! And it's top dollar!



Do I do it or do I see another show with better (and cheaper) seats? *cries*

*WAILS EVEN LOUDER* AND ON THE 28th THEY HAVE ROW N ORCHESTRA!!! *sobs*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 2/25/05 at 10:03 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 10:04pm

What's wrong with Mary Poppins?? It's been a big hit!

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 10:05pm

12 more to go. and who am i supposed to spend them insulting? i got confused.