Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 228

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:16am

i'm done with the ipod. don't need anyone to do anyomore offers. can i keep my eyes?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:16am

Tiff wuv's me. Sucker, I despise her.

Is this thing on?? Updated On: 2/28/05 at 02:16 AM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:17am

ellie, i ruv you.


"the more you RUV someone"

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:17am

IT's not just my control problem if the other two Bitches agree with me.

Ladies?

*hands Middy her eyes back*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Allie]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:18am

Is there any reason why we can't all be bitches?

Good job, Ellie!! I'm so proud. *wipes tears*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:19am

i can see again! woohoo!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:20am

I still say Cam is the ultimate bitch...what with being the founder of the thread 'n' all. Allie, I concur with you assessment of Tiff's power issues. Don't beat me, Tiff!!!

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:24am

Well I am a well practiced Bitch.. I have a few years practice on all of you..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:24am

and what am i?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:25am

*inhales deeply* Woman, Imma kick yo' ass.

That's it. Case closed. Nik's gonna be given Hon Bitch privileges next time she's online, and the three of you are outta here. Yes, that includes you too Middy. You need to discipline the vowel twins for you all to be considered worthy.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Allie]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:25am

Teach me all you know, oh Great Cam!

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:27am

wait... how am i now responsible for the vowel twins?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:27am

*throws paper ball at Tiff's head*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:28am

Yes, Middy. Yes you are. In case you haven't noticed, they get a bit unruly when they're together. So either...SPLIT THEM UP - dundunDUN - or reign them in.

I don't think I'm liking this Cam Supreme thing. HAve you HEARD cam? She makes me look like Mary F*CKing Sunshine!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Allie]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:29am

Don't worry about us, middy. Tiff thinks it's ALL about her... she'll end up alone in the corner with her tarnished Bitch crown, singing sad songs and eating chocolate.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:29am

**hands Allie a bag with various supplies**

Get a note pad and paper we she begin your training immediately.

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:31am

i'm still confused as to how i'm in charge of allie and ellie.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:31am

*throws paper airplane at Tiff's back*

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:31am

And yes Tiff is correct I make her look like mary sunshine on her worst days when I choose..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:33am

Ooo, 'various supplies'. I can't wait! *sits poised with pen and notepad*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:34am

allie take very careful notes... then we can copy them later!

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:36am

First rule, if you have the opportunity to snark, berate or belittle someone for a laugh do it..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:37am

Allie, why are we still up with these West Coasters?
I don't think they appreciate our stamina. 'Tis only about four in the afternoon over there...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:37am

Middy, basically when Yaley (ie. Beauty School Dropout) throws paper planes at my back, you physically or verbally abuse her as best you can on a computer screen. Physical can mean posting Tom Arnold shirtless photos on here and making her scream and twitch.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Allie]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 2:37am

Okay, now hang on... Tiff got mad at someone the other night for doing that to her... is that part of the rule? No snaking the other bitches? Or did she just make that up?