Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 249

[Allie]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:42pm

Woo! More people.

Bye cam!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:43pm

No.

Well, allie was here, but may have frozen to death.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:44pm

Hi Allie! Thanks for your PM. I had to run cuz I was getting kicked out of my tutorial.

BST, I was thinking about what you said about going into Journalism and I'm thinking of applying for an M.J. at Carleton U in Ottawa! (That's the capital of Canada, you know.)

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[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:45pm

Chris Meloni is all over this issue.

Oo, sounds exciting!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:46pm

That's the capital of Canada, you know. WOO! Canadian trivia lessons!

I'm still here. *shivers*

Go for it, Tiff! Carleton is one of the top journalism schools. (So is King's, btw)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:46pm

*squee* FOR REAL? MY ITALIAN HUNKA MAN HUBBY?? Is he on the cover? Is it an SVU article?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 3/1/05 at 06:46 PM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:47pm

thats awesome tiff.

and if you end up deciding that staying in undergrad another year is the best thing for you, NYU has a GREAT journalism program.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:47pm

Yes, he's on the cover, and I'm looking at a picture of him peeking through window blinds right now. Mariska is looking hot in a tight white dress with a zip below her cleavage.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:47pm

Hey Allie, I think I shall, except I think I have to pay that exhorbitant Ontario application fee of like $105 on TOP of the Carleton fee of $60! Which is CRAZY! I know Kings and Carleton are really good journalism schools. I didn't realize how few colleges actually have a journalism program!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:48pm

there are only 31 universities in the US with journalism programs.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:49pm

BST, I don't mind doing undergrad for another year, I think I mean undergrad in the sense of having a "Bachelors" (i.e. LLB). I'm hesitant to do an undergrad that is accessible to high school freshies though. I don't want to be taking a first-year class with 18 year olds! (No offense, Allie.)

Is the NYU journalism school like a graduate undergrad, or is it for anyone out of high school?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:49pm

The opening paragraph of the article reads as follows:

"No matter how many times Christopher Meloni strips for the camera, he can't get it right. He's been peeling off his shirt all afternoon on this New Jersey soundstage, baring his heaving chest and rippling abs as costar Mariska Hargitay and the rest of the 'Law and Order: Special Victims Unit' cast and crew watch with big eyes and open mouths."

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:49pm

did i somehow unknowingly become "unwived"? *goes off to pout in the corner*

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[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:51pm

*mouth goes dry* Shub...seriously? *eyes get glazed* SH*T, I don't think I'm going to be in the vicinity of a grocery store today. *licks lips slowly* How are the photos?

*pats Guido on the head absentmindedly*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:51pm

Then..."they've figured out what's wrong with Meloni's striptease: not enough sweat. Fortunately, there's an easy fix. A crew member sprays water all over the actor's shirtless torso while Meloni shrugs his broad bare shoulders and smiles at his castmates and crew. 'I'm taking ones and fives,' he tells them."

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:51pm

NYU has a masters program, you silly canuck.

i mean, if you decide to do another year of undergrad at SFU, and THEN apply....to start grad school in 2006.

any word on the LSAT?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:52pm

No offense taken, Tiff. The 1 yr program has people of all ages, though, most of which already have a degree of some sort.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:53pm

A couple of very nice pictures:) I like the one peeking through the blinds the best.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:53pm

i think tiffy's dead.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:53pm

Oh, I see. Well, I might do another year of undergrad if I do my Criminology Honours for 2005-06. Ideally I wouldn't though, because I don't want to face that bitch who tried to psyche me out before my LSAT by telling me she "heard from someone" that I got rejected! But yeah, I'd ADORE going to NYU Journalism. That's one of their most famous programs, isn't it?

I didn't even know that there were undergrad programs in Journalism. I thought they were all just Masters, or graduate undergrads, like Law.

No word on the LSAT. It should be coming Wed-Sat though. *shakes uncontrollably*


Shub, you're killing me. Tell me you're joking.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:54pm

i love that i said tiff was dead, and then she said shub was killing her.

i know my Bitch.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:55pm

*hugs Tiff* You'll be okay.

Damn, if Shub's making that up, she's a GREAT story-teller!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:57pm

tiff....step away from the computer.

go to the supermarket.

buy EW.

go home.

lock yourself in a bathroom.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:58pm

I've gotten too predictable. To shake it up a bit, I shall be kind and good-natured for the rest of the day. (Esp. since I just realized I've got a reputation for being the real mean one out of the Bitches!)

Allie, I figure the 1-yr program would be a good fit since I'll have my Criminology degree by the time I attend...I'd like it to be intensive without having to go through all the rudimentary first-year material. Do you know what the general age is at Dal?

Shub, hang on, I'm gonna check EW. Otherwise I'm gonna have to find a way to get it. It's only gonna be on newsstands until Thursday though right? :-/

BST, I'm halfway to dead as it is woman. Between this new found interest in doing journalism, the deadline being...like...today...and my hormones for La Meloni. Meloni. Doesn't it sound like a fine Italian meat? Fitting...

Guido baby? You there? *pets*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:58pm

Exactly.

No, I'm not kidding.