Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 252

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:28pm

wow, and a lurker comes out of the woodwork!

welcome...

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:32pm

whoo! we found one.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:33pm

haha. now where are the 20 other ones?


when JoAnne1 comes back (soon, probably)... they'll all MAGICALLY APPEAR...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:34pm

Who what JoAnne1? I'm back! I'm here! Where is she? Hi JoAnne1!

Oh, way to mess with me. Geez.

*back into the woodwork*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:36pm

hahaaa that was great tiff.

got me laughing.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:37pm

*squeeeeezing through woodwork, but increasingly harder to fit ass back in*


Ummm...excuse me. Do you mind giving me a hand here?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:41pm

*yanks open wood moldings*

*shoves tiff in*

*slams it closed*


YOU HORRIBLE, SELFISH POSTER! WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US? OR DOES ONLY JOANNE1 MATTER? IS SHE THE ONLY ONE WORTH TALKING TO? Updated On: 3/1/05 at 09:41 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:44pm

It's dark in here.



Can you let me out pweeze?




Fredi! If you can hear me, she's got me locked between the panels. No, not flannel. PANELS! I'm between the---I'm between the PANELS! Look BEHIND you. BEHIND YOU!!





Did I tell you I'm claustrophobic?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:46pm

does anyone else want to take this?

i'm currently on the floor laughing.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:47pm

It's just you and me. All alone. Together. Separated by wood work.

*eyes dart back and forth madly*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[OneSongGlory]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:48pm

Hey Biotches,

I'm baccccccck and with glasses!

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:50pm

good timing, glory.



my glasses are getting new lenses. i've been without them for 2 weeks, just dealing with contacts. it's kind of annoying. Updated On: 3/1/05 at 09:50 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:52pm

No! There's two of them!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:54pm

*brandishes wood glue and nail gun*

*seals tiff in*

*accidently shoots her with a nail... oops*

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:54pm

Don't worry Tiff. I got yo' back.

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Real men are tenors.

[OneSongGlory]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:59pm

Now Im a nerd with glasses ha ha!

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:00pm

NERD! *points and laughs*

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:06pm

Hey! I'm wearing glasses right now. And if I do say so myself, I'm not that ugly with them on.

Props for glasses!

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Real men are tenors.

[OneSongGlory]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:06pm

Now all I need is the duct tape holdin them together and I'm set!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:06pm

Tiff, I was going to ask you something, but now I forget. A little help here?

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:07pm

tiff is busy at the moment... trying to pry herself out of the woodwork...

[Allie]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:15pm

No, Tiffy, no!!! GUUUYYYYSSSSS! You can't do that to her! I LOVE HER! *starts going at wood with bare hands* I'll get you out, my dear, sweet Tiff!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:19pm

*claws at wood, scraping off fingernails* *wheeze* Help me, Allie. Help me. That bitch Beka just couldn't handle me. Petty jealousy, you know. HELP! Can't...breath...

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Allie]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:21pm

*sobs* I'll get you out, Tiff, I swear it!!

*glares at Beka* You're an awful person, you know. Piss off!

*claws at wood*

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:24pm

whoa! this wasn't MY fault! that elphieisperkie person came "out of the woodwork"...