She's on the phone and she won't stop talking. For once I don't feel like griping to her about my issues (that's what YOU guys are for!) and she won't stop talking about herself. She's the one whose drug dealing boyfriend make her pick up McD's the night she lost her virginity to him, and finished up on her stomach. Now she's sleeping with man #2 and wants to give me all the details.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell