Help me!!! I've got a rampant bug running wild around my privates!!! It calls itself 'Tiff'...and it's weighing me down. b_s_t, can you recommend some anti-biotics to kill the skank off?
Did you guys hear of the woman who filed for divorce a couple of days ago on the grounds that she couldn't stand her husband's smell anymore since he hadn't showered in over a year?
Ellie = Husband
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell