Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 280

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:01am

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:01am

ok, seriously, i'm not making it double post....

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:02am

BOOO! HISSS!

Hmmmmm....
*strokes white cat, whilst thinking of revenge*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:02am

eew...ellie, stop touching yourself!

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:04am

Don't tell her to stop. I'm still locked in there, and it's such a tender touch.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:06am

she said WHITE, tiff.

*realizes she is being stroked*

ooh...ellie.....

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:07am

Help me!!! I've got a rampant bug running wild around my privates!!! It calls itself 'Tiff'...and it's weighing me down.
b_s_t, can you recommend some anti-biotics to kill the skank off?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:07am

shower. it scares her.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:07am

Baileys and chocolate usually works.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:08am

to get RID of you tiff...not get impregnated by you.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:08am

Shower it is.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:10am

Did you guys hear of the woman who filed for divorce a couple of days ago on the grounds that she couldn't stand her husband's smell anymore since he hadn't showered in over a year?

Ellie = Husband

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:11am

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:18am

Ellie...your sig sounds so very wrong.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:19am

Or right, when you consider what Ellie is.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:19am

Which is?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:20am

What? I will be servicing him, so...your point??

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:21am

Will he be returning the favor?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:21am

*is moist*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:22am

He would but he doesn't like having to floss more than once in a day.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:22am

ellie, you still have 2 months to go. calm down.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:23am

What's the significance of April 28, aside from it being the day that I jetset to LONDON BABY?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:24am

I think thats when ellie (thinks she) gets some.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:24am

That's the day I see my BJ in person, baby!!!!!!!
(Along with 6,000 others, but w/e)

*orgasms*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 2:25am

and she's spent.

don't you wish it were that easy tiff?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.