Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 302

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:05am

I'm seriously wondering how I can sneak my ass (and preferably the rest of me) backstage or somewhere into GM Place. Can you imagine how awesome the concert will be at the place where they rehearsed? *sobs*

And now I'm only seeing them one stupid time with my stupid GA ticket in stupid Seattle!! *waaaah*

Just had to let that out.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:05am

Now, now, Ellie. It's not nice to point.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:08am

Tiff, what's with changing your 'who's online' settings? Now I don't know when it's safe.

[mabel]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:09am

Awwww Tiff, I feel for ya...It's a damn shame. An utter waste of $50, I must say!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:10am

Ellie, it's NEVER safe. Tiff knows all.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:10am

*splutter*

Don't waste your sympathy on that harlot, Mabel!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:10am

I know! I could have spent it on something more worth while...like, you know, drugs, or cigarettes, or transitional toys like soothers! *weeps*

Ellie, you're never safe. Never.

ETA: The frightening thing is I didn't realize Allie said it before me. It could be that Allie and I are the same person...

Updated On: 3/7/05 at 12:10 AM

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:12am

transitional toys like soothers Hehe! It makes me think of that CSI episode from a few weeks ago... with the old guy who dressed like a baby.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:14am

Even SCARIER is the fact that I got the transitional toy like a soother bit from that very episode, which I just finished watching a few minutes ago on tape.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:15am

And now, you poor, poor decrepid child (and Mabel), your better half has left you, and I'm about to leave for an hour to "do work" (or pick at gunk under my fingernails).

Will be back later, assuming this place is still running!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:17am

While Tiff's off selling her body to the highest bidder, I shall be melting some chocolate. Back shortly, m'dears!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:17am

Bye Tiff!

Ellie, I haven't left yet, but I have to go to bed at some point tonight!

Ugh. I told a friend I'd edit his essay... it's about the Cold War. I can't read it... so boring.

[mabel]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:17am

I'm off too...I didn't get anything done this weekend, which means I'll have to get up at some god-forsaken hour tomorrow to try to get SOMETHING accomplished before class.

Bye all!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:21am

Bye, I guess. Talk to you later!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:23am

Bye, Mabel!

Allie...sleep surely would be a good idea for moi aussi, but alas...I have a hunger that must first be abated. In case I miss you - Goodnight! Try not to have nightmares about Tiff. I've told you before -the whole of Canada separates you, you have nothing to worry about.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:26am

the whole of Canada separates you

Not for long, hopefully!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:27am

Well, she is expanding at such a rate that I suppose she is due in Halifax any day now...watch out! Updated On: 3/7/05 at 12:27 AM

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:30am

Hehe, Ellie. But be careful... she may still be here.

I can't deal with this site tonight!! I'm going to bed. I love you, VT! *kisses and hugs Ellie*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 12:32am

*sniff's air*
No, the stench has lessened, so she must be gone.

'Night, vt!!
*hugs*

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 2:35am

After a long day of manual labor... I got to weight the fly rail at the theatre today.. I figure I will feel it come tomorrow.. I had to have moved a hundred 40 pound weights today.. I'm exhausted, and haven't eaten in days.. I think it's bed time

Updated On: 3/7/05 at 02:35 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:26am

Oh, Ellie poodle, those who have such an intimate - bordering obsessive - knowledge on the topic of smegma should not throw stones about stench until they close their legs and say it again. Pee-YEW darling, couldn't a little baby powder or douche do ANYTHING for you? Please wipe the seat when you leave, mmkay? You know what they say, no wearing someone else's nether puss after Labor Day!

I'm off to court today ladies (and Smellie). Allie, have you heard of the Reena Virk case? About the teenage girl who was bullied by a swarm of girls, beaten up under a bridge, and drowned by the queen bitch, Kelly Ellard, who later bragged about it? It's been all over the news. That's the one! WHEE!!!

<-- serious issues

<-- *crying* because will never try those cases in court unless is the murderer---oops, "alleged" murderer

Updated On: 3/7/05 at 09:26 AM

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:30am

I haven't heard about it, Tiff. Hope the girl who killed the other girl is sentenced to a life of PRISON. Like Martha. Updated On: 3/7/05 at 09:30 AM

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:24am

Raise your hand if your failing university.

*raises hand*

I'll be back later. A little moral support will be needed.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:26am

Hey, if she sends a cup of hot chocolate and doilies my way, it'll be a good thing. This girl has been tried two other times though and it resulted in a hung jury. Even though there are eye witness accounts AT the murder and afterwards, and even though there's DNA evidence placing her there. I'm talking to the judge in this case after. I wonder if I said, "Couldn't you just convict her already? You KNOW she did it." would be too prejudicial?

Posted: 3/7/05 at 11:27am

The great thing about a jury is...you actually get to voice your opinion. Unless somethings.