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#8026

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:35pm

HOLY SH*T!!!

so i'm enterin grades, and there's a guy in one of the classes....first name phu, last name tang.

phu tang.

poo-tang.

thats so good it almost hurts

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8027

Just popping in for a second! I'm cleaning my room because I can't sit still! My lights are dimming. *is scared* Either that, or my eyes are going wonky. Oh dear. Well, back to cleaning! I'll be back later... have a nice AIM chat, girls!

#8028

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:45pm

beka went away.

IM me though, because i am bored.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8029

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:48pm

Cleaning your room, Allie? Is that a Canadian thing?

#8030

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:55pm

what is this "cleaning" of which you speak?

i do not comprehend.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8031

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:09pm

Cue horrid Tiff posting Well, obviously Ellie and b_s_t don't know what cleaning is, judging by the smell of them... *yawn* She's just so predictable.

#8032

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:18pm

Time for another break! I really enjoy cleaning, but I think I know why it takes me so damn long: I take way too many breaks! I like to clean casually, but thoroughly.

It's people like you two who make my insides hurt. Can I please come clean your rooms?

#8033

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:20pm

Well, only if you have a fun sing-song game like Mary Poppins. Otherwise, no.

#8034

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:23pm

I always have a fun sing-song game. Always. Or, if you prefer, we can just put on Green Day REALLY loud.

I'll bring my own vacuum, and, if needed, backhoe.

#8035

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:24pm

hey, allie. my room is neat.

that might be because i'm only ever home to sleep...

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8036

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:25pm

Mary Poppins would never put on Green Day...would she?
*ponders*

#8037

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:27pm

I'm no Mary Poppins. For one, I look AWFUL in hats. And I'm Canadian, not British. And I'm younger. And I don't have those pointy shoes she always wore. And no Bert.

And...

#8038

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:30pm

Could you fly down from Canadia on an umbrella? Do your feet point in opposite directions? Can you jump into street drawings? Allie Poppins has a nice ring to it, don't let my fantasy die.

#8039

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:31pm

Hee...you said backhoe. You won't need to bring one, silly, Ellie's already there.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8040

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:32pm

tiff. AIM. now

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8041

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:32pm

*groan*

Tiff's here.

#8042

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:33pm

Ellie, I'll be Allie Poppins, who's a bit edgier than Mary. How's that? Uh, I suppose I could try to jump into a street painting the next time I see one. And buy an umbrella and see what happens!

#8043

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:35pm

*sniff* Fine, be that way. Eventually, the thread title will be narrowed down to "BST and Her Ass Cheeks The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread".

I'm just here momentarily anyway. I've F*CKed up my passport application royally, and I need to go out and rectify it. (Heh. Rectify.) Then I need to buy a pack of emergency cigs because I'm on the verge of anxious tears. BTW, Sivvie darling, kindly bring some smokes with you when we meet up, if you've got any on you, okay? I'm going to have to leave my stash at home so I don't have to declare them at Customs in front of the 'rents and have them hang me by my eyelids. That's your job.

#8044

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:37pm

Okay kids, I'm going back to my cleaning. Ellie, don't let Tiff get you down. I'll be back soon enough!

#8045

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:37pm

tiff, i have none. i am a good girl.

as for the ass cheeks, does that mean that everyone will compete over being the right and the left cheek?

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8046

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:37pm

Bye Allie Poppins!

And don't worry, I won't let Tiff get me down...ew.

#8047

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:39pm

Wh-wh-WHAT? ME get ELLIE down? I mean, sure, when I holler, "Muff! NOW!" she's on all fours like a dog wanting a treat, but that's it!

*huffs like a drama queen*

Be back in a bit. I'm so screwed. *vomit*

BST, if you can't supply me with illicit American cigs, dear, what good are you to me?

#8048

BST and Her Ass Cheeks The official B*tiches of Eastwick Thread

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:44pm

Fine, me that way!

*spins around, throwing back nasty glare, hits door frame, huffs, turns the other way, and storms out*

#8049

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:46pm

Wha'????

Don't listen to her, folks!! She WILL NOT stop bombarding me with PMs asking me to describe my "beaver". Not to mention the e-mails of saucy photos(see link!). She is OBSESSED with me.

b_s_t, PLEASE control her.

Look! She sends me photos of herself!!

#8050

TIFFY CRACKS MY 'UP'!!

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:48pm

I had no idea I looked like the Tripod logo! Oooh...pretty.

Well, I have a feeling we can't trust any link starting with eat-my-azz. But thank you for the attempt.

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