Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 322

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:35pm

HOLY SH*T!!!

so i'm enterin grades, and there's a guy in one of the classes....first name phu, last name tang.

phu tang.

poo-tang.

thats so good it almost hurts

[Allie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:36pm

Just popping in for a second! I'm cleaning my room because I can't sit still! My lights are dimming. *is scared* Either that, or my eyes are going wonky. Oh dear. Well, back to cleaning! I'll be back later... have a nice AIM chat, girls!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:45pm

beka went away.

IM me though, because i am bored.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:48pm

Cleaning your room, Allie? Is that a Canadian thing?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 9:55pm

what is this "cleaning" of which you speak?

i do not comprehend.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:09pm

Cue horrid Tiff posting Well, obviously Ellie and b_s_t don't know what cleaning is, judging by the smell of them... *yawn* She's just so predictable.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:18pm

Time for another break! I really enjoy cleaning, but I think I know why it takes me so damn long: I take way too many breaks! I like to clean casually, but thoroughly.

It's people like you two who make my insides hurt. Can I please come clean your rooms?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:20pm

Well, only if you have a fun sing-song game like Mary Poppins. Otherwise, no.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:23pm

I always have a fun sing-song game. Always. Or, if you prefer, we can just put on Green Day REALLY loud.

I'll bring my own vacuum, and, if needed, backhoe.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:24pm

hey, allie. my room is neat.

that might be because i'm only ever home to sleep...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:25pm

Mary Poppins would never put on Green Day...would she?
*ponders*

[Allie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:27pm

I'm no Mary Poppins. For one, I look AWFUL in hats. And I'm Canadian, not British. And I'm younger. And I don't have those pointy shoes she always wore. And no Bert. And...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:30pm

Could you fly down from Canadia on an umbrella? Do your feet point in opposite directions? Can you jump into street drawings? Allie Poppins has a nice ring to it, don't let my fantasy die.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:31pm

Hee...you said backhoe. You won't need to bring one, silly, Ellie's already there.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:32pm

tiff. AIM. now

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:32pm

*groan*

Tiff's here.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:33pm

Ellie, I'll be Allie Poppins, who's a bit edgier than Mary. How's that? Uh, I suppose I could try to jump into a street painting the next time I see one. And buy an umbrella and see what happens!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:35pm

*sniff* Fine, be that way. Eventually, the thread title will be narrowed down to "BST and Her Ass Cheeks The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread".

I'm just here momentarily anyway. I've F*CKed up my passport application royally, and I need to go out and rectify it. (Heh. Rectify.) Then I need to buy a pack of emergency cigs because I'm on the verge of anxious tears. BTW, Sivvie darling, kindly bring some smokes with you when we meet up, if you've got any on you, okay? I'm going to have to leave my stash at home so I don't have to declare them at Customs in front of the 'rents and have them hang me by my eyelids. That's your job.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:37pm

Okay kids, I'm going back to my cleaning. Ellie, don't let Tiff get you down. I'll be back soon enough!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:37pm

tiff, i have none. i am a good girl.

as for the ass cheeks, does that mean that everyone will compete over being the right and the left cheek?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:37pm

Bye Allie Poppins!

And don't worry, I won't let Tiff get me down...ew.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:39pm

Wh-wh-WHAT? ME get ELLIE down? I mean, sure, when I holler, "Muff! NOW!" she's on all fours like a dog wanting a treat, but that's it!

*huffs like a drama queen*

Be back in a bit. I'm so screwed. *vomit*

BST, if you can't supply me with illicit American cigs, dear, what good are you to me?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:44pm

Fine, me that way!

*spins around, throwing back nasty glare, hits door frame, huffs, turns the other way, and storms out*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:46pm

Wha'????

Don't listen to her, folks!! She WILL NOT stop bombarding me with PMs asking me to describe my "beaver". Not to mention the e-mails of saucy photos(see link!). She is OBSESSED with me.

b_s_t, PLEASE control her.

Look! She sends me photos of herself!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:48pm

I had no idea I looked like the Tripod logo! Oooh...pretty.

Well, I have a feeling we can't trust any link starting with eat-my-azz. But thank you for the attempt.