Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 325

Well, I'm leaving in a week, so I can destroy the Registrar's Office on the way out if you don't get in!

I'll give your VT the honour. You know any jab at my (hopeful and perhaps now unlikely) university is a jab at your VT's university. That breaking sound you heart is her heart, over your betrayal. You should be ashamed.




(PS. Harvard's the better school. That is all.)

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Well, whatever college you attend would be taking a dive with your very admission...so...yeah. *raspberry* And if Whorevard is so great, why don't you apply??

Oh, I see.

Their website says the end of March, but the application says the beginning of April. Either way, I couldn't buy my pack of smokes (F*CKing mother decided to tag along tonight) and I'd smoke the F*CKing parsley in my kitchen if I had pot paper! *tearing out hair one by one*

I am so terrified that I find out about my back up option before my big ones. If I don't get in here, then it's pretty much over, because I've got a very slim chance at the other ones. Oh god.

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Updated On: 3/11/05 at 12:35 AM

Oh....you must be talking about whichever ramshackle little hut will let you in next year. Which would be...who, exactly? Posted by... Ellie.

*sniffle* B-b-but what if I'm not?? Well, no, here's the frustrating thing. I KNOW I can do it. And I KNOW that I'll be way ahead of most of the people in law because I've already taken advanced law classes. Unfortunately, I bombed my first year in a big way, and even though the rest of my semesters have been good, it hasn't brought up those 2 crappy ones. So now I'm doing well scholastically, and I kick ass at law, and it's not indicative on my cumulative GPA OR my LSAT (which is a F*CKing stupid standardized test anyway). I'm cut out for law, dammit! (Oh, and journalism too. After Allie told me she heard of someone who got to work for Entertainment Tonight from her college, I'm keen.)

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*nods shamelessly* Yep, I do. And my eyebrows don't look like they're stapled to the middle of my forehead, like Mary Hart.

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You also misspelled "university". Granted, I do put the "tit" into "universtity".

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I keep telling you, Misguided Grasshopper, that SmEllie just isn't a nice person. When will you ever learn? Hopefully under my personal mentorship when...er...if....I get into Kings/Dal!

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eew ew ew ew.

ellie, make it go away, please

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So University of King's College? Which King is this?





Harvard

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I knew that, by the way. Look at my Personal Statement. Allie can verify. I just get lazy.

And I'm supposed to take the word of a twisted Yaley posting pictures of children wearing Klan hats?

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