*literal groan* Ellie, that voodoo doll is working. My stomach's as bloated as the Michelin man.
As for speculation as to who Oscar is, I've got my own ideas, but we shouldn't discuss it on here and give him the satisfaction if we get it wrong. Onto AIM we go!
Bye El! Take that needle outta "me", will ya, and I'll let you join in on the fun.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell