Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 341

#8501

I have a pretzel shaped like a bat.

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:06pm

So lemme get this straight. I'm Delphine's hip aunt, BST's younger-by-6-minutes twin, and Allie, Ellie AND Fishie's big sis? Nice! I've never had sisters before!

(Ellie's sort of the ugly stepsister, but, you know, we try to make her feel better about herself since those mirrors don't lie too well.)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8502

I have a pretzel shaped like a bat.

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:07pm

ooh, so EVERYONE is my little sister?

cool.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8503

I have a pretzel shaped like a bat.

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:09pm

Poor, deluded Tiff. When will she realize that the only reason we keep her around is to boost our own esteem? Poor, poor, bearded, penised Tiff.

#8504

I have a pretzel shaped like a bat.

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:09pm

Allie holds more weight. Just...because.

BST, yup. But don't you pull rank on me, missy!

*ow* I don't know if I should pop a Midol, Advil, or a hanger to scoop out my organs

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8505

I have a pretzel shaped like a bat.

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:10pm

excedrin

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8506

I have a pretzel shaped like a bat.

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:11pm

I weigh more?? *sobs*

Although that's probably true.

And I'm the oldest, so having all these older sisters is awesome. Will you take me shopping for naughty things and EVERYTHING?

#8507

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:12pm

ooh...are we making littlefish come to the nyc meetup?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8508

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:17pm

We should! But we need to get to know her better! The rest of us know each other better than anyone else! (Aside from Ellie, who's still trying to convince us that janitor's uniform with the Yale crest isn't in fact hers.)

Allie, we gotta work out the logistics from Halifax!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8509

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:19pm

We really do, Tiff. But I really think it's too soon. Won't more deals come out closer to the actual month?

#8510

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:20pm

if you can get from hali to St. whateveritwas, you can Amtrak it for $68 each way

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8511

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:21pm

So when exactly are we talking...October? That's yonks away! And what was this Quebec idea?
*salivates at prospect of visiting CelineLand*

#8512

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:22pm

I was going to to go Vegas in December, but ehhhh. When's Elton in? I would LOVE to see that.

No, Ellie, this is all in November. Don't forget, okay?

BST, $68 Cdn or US?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8513

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:22pm

I think US.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8514

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:23pm

Well, Ellie, how much sense is there for you to go ALL the WAY to Quebec, and then turn around and go to NY? We're talking about going from Halifax to Quebec, to NY.

#8515

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:24pm

*mental image of ellie running around in circles, yelling "CELINE"*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8516

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:24pm

I am the littlest sister?

What is this NYC meet-up?

#8517

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:24pm

*sigh*

I (heart) Celine.

#8518

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:25pm

october. us. fun.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8519

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:25pm

BST, that was THE funniest mental image I've had in a long time.

#8520

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:27pm

ellie running?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8521

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:28pm

Oh Fishie poodle, you've missed so much! Mabel (from the U2 thread and occasional guest on here), Shub (maybe), BST and I are going to the U2 concert at Madison Square Garden in October, and I might be in the same city as Allie at that time so we'll go down together, and Ellie may make the jaunt to tag along with her superiors.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8522

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:28pm

I'll have you know that I'm a fabulous athlete!

#8523

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:29pm

and there might be a beka-napping as well.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#8524

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:29pm

Ellie running in circles calling out to Ms. Dion, BST. I love it!

#8525

fish sauce

Posted: 3/15/05 at 11:30pm

Oh, too bad it wasnt over the summer, b/c then I could for sure go.
I was just tweezing and trimming my eyebrows, and I slipped and ended up cutting off like this whole chunkc and now I look silly.