Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 379

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:30pm

You guys suck.

I'm leaving again.

(Really, I have to be back at the theatre at 5. Came home to grab something needed for costume)

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:31pm

Damnit. Busted by the geri-lover.

Bye b_s_t!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:32pm

*ignoring Ellie*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:33pm

*slaps b_s_t sharply in the face*

Don't you be ignorin' me, bitch!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:35pm

*kicks ellie in eye with boot heel*

*runs off giggling*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:36pm

*slaps on eye-patch a la Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill*

*shoots b_s_t between the eyes*

Giggle now, ho.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:39pm

*Giggles*

*Wipes water off face*

*Silly Yaley. That was a water gun*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:42pm

*Love it when people misuse asteriks*

*Oh wait*

Snickers.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:42pm

Um, yeah...that wasn't water.

'Twas piss.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:46pm

*walks in, sees what's going on and runs for the door before ellie can shoot piss on me*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:54pm

*shoots piss at door*

Dangit, she got away...

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:10pm

*laughing at ellie from the other side of the door*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:15pm

I like Shirley as much as the next person, but I'm not feeling that avatar.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:17pm

Oooh, I forgot to tell you! I met a handsome stranger named Tao last night. I like him, he apparently likes me. But I like another guy more, but alas nothing seems to be happening there.

So should I settle for second best?

I just want someone to cuddle!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:19pm

Tao? Like the Asian fusion restaurant in NYC of the same name? (Remember the SatC episode?)

Err...yeah. Go for the guy named Tao.

I'll be cuddling with my new squeeze Hut, Pizza.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:21pm

Hey, I like the name Tao. Were you joking when you said all Asians have small penises?

Your answer to that question will determinine how I proceed.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:23pm

P.S.
<----any better?

Whee! New Garbage album next week!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:25pm

Nope, not better.

Oh, and no I wasn't joking. Even my mother has confirmed this fact.

*shudder*

*shudder shudder shudder*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:29pm

<---better?

Your mother has a small penis?

*shudder*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:31pm

Like mother, like son--uh, daughter. What can I say.

BRING BACK SHIRLEY YOU SADISTIC WHORE!!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:37pm

<---- Ok.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:41pm

I didn't say a picture of YOU. Damn, clearly you haven't improved with age, which isn't saying much!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:43pm

That's Shirley, like you asked.

Sheesh, some small-penised Asians are never happy.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:45pm

That's better. Although if you stacked them vertically instead, it would be larger.

'Tard.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:46pm

Size isn't everything, Tiff.

Wait, yes it is.