Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 379

#9451

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:30pm

You guys suck.

I'm leaving again.

(Really, I have to be back at the theatre at 5. Came home to grab something needed for costume)

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9452

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:31pm

Damnit. Busted by the geri-lover.

Bye b_s_t!

#9453

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:32pm

*ignoring Ellie*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9454

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:33pm

*slaps b_s_t sharply in the face*

Don't you be ignorin' me, bitch!

#9455

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:35pm

*kicks ellie in eye with boot heel*

*runs off giggling*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9456

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:36pm

*slaps on eye-patch a la Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill*

*shoots b_s_t between the eyes*

Giggle now, ho.

#9457

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:39pm

*Giggles*

*Wipes water off face*

*Silly Yaley. That was a water gun*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9458

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:42pm

*Love it when people misuse asteriks*

*Oh wait*

Snickers.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9459

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:42pm

Um, yeah...that wasn't water.

'Twas piss.

#9460

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:46pm

*walks in, sees what's going on and runs for the door before ellie can shoot piss on me*

#9461

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 7:54pm

*shoots piss at door*

Dangit, she got away...

#9462

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:10pm

*laughing at ellie from the other side of the door*

#9463

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:15pm

I like Shirley as much as the next person, but I'm not feeling that avatar.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9464

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:17pm

Oooh, I forgot to tell you! I met a handsome stranger named Tao last night. I like him, he apparently likes me. But I like another guy more, but alas nothing seems to be happening there.

So should I settle for second best?

I just want someone to cuddle!

#9465

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:19pm

Tao? Like the Asian fusion restaurant in NYC of the same name? (Remember the SatC episode?)

Err...yeah. Go for the guy named Tao.

I'll be cuddling with my new squeeze Hut, Pizza.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9466

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:21pm

Hey, I like the name Tao. Were you joking when you said all Asians have small penises?

Your answer to that question will determinine how I proceed.

#9467

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:23pm

P.S.
<----any better?

Whee! New Garbage album next week!

#9468

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:25pm

Nope, not better.

Oh, and no I wasn't joking. Even my mother has confirmed this fact.

*shudder*

*shudder shudder shudder*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9469

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:29pm

<---better?

Your mother has a small penis?

*shudder*

#9470

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:31pm

Like mother, like son--uh, daughter. What can I say.

BRING BACK SHIRLEY YOU SADISTIC WHORE!!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9471

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:37pm

<---- Ok.

#9472

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:41pm

I didn't say a picture of YOU. Damn, clearly you haven't improved with age, which isn't saying much!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9473

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:43pm

That's Shirley, like you asked.

Sheesh, some small-penised Asians are never happy.

#9474

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:45pm

That's better. Although if you stacked them vertically instead, it would be larger.

'Tard.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9475

You LIKE To Be Dirty?

Posted: 4/2/05 at 8:46pm

Size isn't everything, Tiff.

Wait, yes it is.