Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 408

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:42am

*Is back*

*faces SmEllie*

*Draws sword*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:42am

a) Taste is 80% appearance. Pee...apple juice...all the same. (Ref: Tiff's Book of Knowledge And Wisdom, 2005.)

2) I will outlast you on here.

c) I hate you. Just so you know.

BSTTTTTTTT, I wanna go to Serendipity 3 if I go to New York, okay? Even though I can't find a way to justify a #7 cup of hot chocolate.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:44am

Of course, my Tiffy. We'll go on your birthday.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:45am

She loves me really. How could she not?


Updated On: 4/10/05 at 04:45 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:46am

GOOGLE BEATLES LYRICS??


Okay BST! I love YOU. And conveniently, Serendipity's is just blocks away from Payard! Who'da thunk!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 4/10/05 at 04:46 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:52am

Just to give you a visual aid:

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:52am

Tiffy....Payard+Serendipity= Bouncing sidewalk incident a la Maya and her special friend.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:53am

Can I come, b_s_t?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:55am

Thank you for causing me to shoot snot out of my nose with a guffaw. Really.



And I'll answer--No.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 4:57am

I think it's fair to say Ellie's uninvited to my fabu birthday part-ay weekend.

It IS my special weekend anyway. You're just an incidental. And incidentally, I don't want you there. *huff* Not that I ever did.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:03am

Such a shame that Ellie's weenied out.

And just so you know, I've got my other computer up and running, ready to change. So I'm in for the long-haul.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:06am

Weenied out? Pah.

*weenies out*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:08am

Are you admitting defeat?

Or else tell me, how's the sunrise looking?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:11am

*changing computers*

And then I'm on for another few hours. If you're not around, you've conceded, making it FOUR times in one night. Tsk, tsk.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:13am

Um, when exactly were these other three so-called 'times'?

And the sunrise is beautiful, like myself.

My Mom will be getting up soon.
Updated On: 4/10/05 at 05:13 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:15am

a) My spectacular change of persona.

2) Your inability to alphabetically AND numerically list thing.

c) My fantastic witticism about the sexual habits of your father. Need a reminder?

4) This.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:15am

Why are we all online? Is there some sort of challenge?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:16am

Of course.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:20am

A challege? As in Tiff is mentally challenged? Aesthetically challenged? Sexually challenged? Please clarify.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:22am

To speak in quotes that Ellie would understand, name that movie: "Excuse me ladies while I just go kill myself."

*crosses fingers and waits for blast*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:26am

*skips over Tiff's last post*

Still awaiting clarification....

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:28am

She's given up on you. Plus she's too busy ordering my cake.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:33am

Ordering your cake for October now, in April?? Well, I suppose that makes sense - it would take them that long to bake one big enough to match your appetite.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:43am

Day...9. And I cracked. I ate crackers and chips AND...chocolate...and rice...and pasta today.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 5:44am

Quelle surprise...

MOTHER OF MOSES, IT'S A QUARTER TO SIX IN THE F'ING MORNING!

*CRIES*