Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#10275To Tell The Truth
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:25pm
Wow Tiff, long night.. at least the sight is done.. How are you going ot make it through your final?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10276To Tell The Truth
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:29pm
I don't know. I'm immune to caffeine now - if I drink anymore coffee today, I'm going to turn into a little Colombian plantation worker. Maybe that's not such a bad idea...
...the site looks awful. The layout isn't bad, but the content is terribly written. I'm mortified she's going to see that, because I have two classes with her and I've been acing the other written assignments. She'll think I suck.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10277To Tell The Truth
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:30pm
oh.. what's the site, I would like to look at it if you dont mind. I wish I could have helped you out..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10278To Tell The Truth
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:33pmI thought I sent you the link a couple of days ago? I'll PM it to you - it has my college and last name in it, and you know what a crazy stalker Ellie is...I'd prefer to keep it quiet. (Somehow she keeps referring to it like she's been on there or somethng.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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#10279To Tell The Truth
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:33pm
Aw, Tiff the site isn't so bad! It's even quite good! But do yourself a favor and close your BWW window.
*hugs Allie*
Gotta run - see y'all later!
#10280To Tell The Truth
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:35pm
Nope you never sent it to me..
**grabs Ellie imposter and shakes her violently**
Who are you and what have you done with the REAL Ellie?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10281BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:38pmWhy does Ellie keep pretending like she's got things to do? I thought visiting times were only after afternoon nap time?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10282BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:42pm
I'm not sure Tiff, but it's old.. I mean seriously who does she think she's fooling? We all know better
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10283BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:47pm
You know she's lurking right now, reading what we say.
And what's up with Allie ditching here now that vt's gone?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10284BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:49pmI dont know.. Shame on her though.. We are so much cooler than her VT..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10285BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:50pmtake care not to induce shaken Ellie syndrome....
#10286BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:51pm
She's not on AIM either - gee, way to blow us off. *tsk tsk*
Wow...ew. I'm drinking half a cup of warmed up chocolate milk with coffee grinds in there. This so better be worth it. *gag*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10287BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:51pm
Cookie that sounds dreadful.. what is that?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10288BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:51pmIf the predicted result is sudden death, I'll take my chances.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10289BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:54pmsudden death for you or her?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10290BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:58pmwhat is this? the Tiff and Ellie smackdown?
#10291BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:59pm
That could be quite the show Cookie... Tiff against Ellie.. my money would be on Tiff though..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10292BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:00pmI'd sit on that bitch and be done with her. I'd take her down. I'd take her down...to Chinatown.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10293BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:02pmhard to say... Tiff's more aggressive with or without the Atkins... But Ellie's got more quick energy since she's eating carbs... it'd be a draw, except for the sudden death clause
#10294BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:02pm
She might bite your Ass Tiff, be careful.. do we know if she's had all her shots?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10295BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:12pmBut Ellie's a blonde, so I'd hand her a carton of orange juice and she'd be transfixed on it since it says "Concentrate". And THEN I'd sit on her and be done with it. More likely I'll be biting her ass though - I think fat is low carb.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10296BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:14pmThe OJ might work provided she understand what that word actually means.. she IS blonde after all.. Yeah I think fat is low carb.. but do you think she tastes ok?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10297BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:23pm
I imagine her taste to be similar to rotting fish and sour milk combined, and the fatty texture to be akin to the topping for kaki motoyaki.
Hmm...1.5 hrs before I need to leave for the exam. Do you think this is a good time to start studying?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10298BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:28pm
Wow that description made me want to throw up.. hahah, but you are probably right..
1.5 hours till you have to leave.. It might be a good idea to start studying. how comfortable are you with the material on the exam?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#10299BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!
Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:31pmNot at all. It's statistics, my worst class. I don't even know what a chi-square IS, much less what to do with it. I suppose I'll be going now. This is going to be a loooong day.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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