Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 412

#10276

To Tell The Truth

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:25pm

Wow Tiff, long night.. at least the sight is done.. How are you going ot make it through your final?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10277

To Tell The Truth

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:29pm

I don't know. I'm immune to caffeine now - if I drink anymore coffee today, I'm going to turn into a little Colombian plantation worker. Maybe that's not such a bad idea...

...the site looks awful. The layout isn't bad, but the content is terribly written. I'm mortified she's going to see that, because I have two classes with her and I've been acing the other written assignments. She'll think I suck.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10278

To Tell The Truth

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:30pm

oh.. what's the site, I would like to look at it if you dont mind. I wish I could have helped you out..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10279

To Tell The Truth

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:33pm

I thought I sent you the link a couple of days ago? I'll PM it to you - it has my college and last name in it, and you know what a crazy stalker Ellie is...I'd prefer to keep it quiet. (Somehow she keeps referring to it like she's been on there or somethng.)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10280

To Tell The Truth

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:33pm

Aw, Tiff the site isn't so bad! It's even quite good! But do yourself a favor and close your BWW window.

*hugs Allie*

Gotta run - see y'all later!

#10281

To Tell The Truth

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:35pm

Nope you never sent it to me..

**grabs Ellie imposter and shakes her violently**

Who are you and what have you done with the REAL Ellie?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10282

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:38pm

Why does Ellie keep pretending like she's got things to do? I thought visiting times were only after afternoon nap time?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10283

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:42pm

I'm not sure Tiff, but it's old.. I mean seriously who does she think she's fooling? We all know better

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10284

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:47pm

You know she's lurking right now, reading what we say.

And what's up with Allie ditching here now that vt's gone?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10285

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:49pm

I dont know.. Shame on her though.. We are so much cooler than her VT..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10286

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:50pm

take care not to induce shaken Ellie syndrome....

#10287

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:51pm

She's not on AIM either - gee, way to blow us off. *tsk tsk*

Wow...ew. I'm drinking half a cup of warmed up chocolate milk with coffee grinds in there. This so better be worth it. *gag*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10288

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:51pm

Cookie that sounds dreadful.. what is that?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10289

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:51pm

If the predicted result is sudden death, I'll take my chances.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10290

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:54pm

sudden death for you or her?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10291

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:58pm

what is this? the Tiff and Ellie smackdown?

#10292

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 2:59pm

That could be quite the show Cookie... Tiff against Ellie.. my money would be on Tiff though..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10293

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:00pm

I'd sit on that bitch and be done with her. I'd take her down. I'd take her down...to Chinatown.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10294

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:02pm

hard to say... Tiff's more aggressive with or without the Atkins... But Ellie's got more quick energy since she's eating carbs... it'd be a draw, except for the sudden death clause

#10295

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:02pm

She might bite your Ass Tiff, be careful.. do we know if she's had all her shots?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10296

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:12pm

But Ellie's a blonde, so I'd hand her a carton of orange juice and she'd be transfixed on it since it says "Concentrate". And THEN I'd sit on her and be done with it. More likely I'll be biting her ass though - I think fat is low carb.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10297

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:14pm

The OJ might work provided she understand what that word actually means.. she IS blonde after all.. Yeah I think fat is low carb.. but do you think she tastes ok?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10298

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:23pm

I imagine her taste to be similar to rotting fish and sour milk combined, and the fatty texture to be akin to the topping for kaki motoyaki.

Hmm...1.5 hrs before I need to leave for the exam. Do you think this is a good time to start studying?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#10299

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:28pm

Wow that description made me want to throw up.. hahah, but you are probably right..

1.5 hours till you have to leave.. It might be a good idea to start studying. how comfortable are you with the material on the exam?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#10300

BST - If you're reading this, I'm sowwy & I love you - I hope you're awake!

Posted: 4/11/05 at 3:31pm

Not at all. It's statistics, my worst class. I don't even know what a chi-square IS, much less what to do with it. I suppose I'll be going now. This is going to be a loooong day.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell