Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10400I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:24amEee, the more you guys talk about this, the more excited I get!
#10401I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:24am
Just for a visual aid, from www.payard.com:
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10402I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:24amAs of right now, yes.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#10404I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:25am
I know! I've been talking to BST about it for a while (namely, how to get rid of Ellie), and I'm so excited! My birthday! My birthday! YAY!
I want the Waldorf or the Plaza for my birthday night. Cheap, right?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10406I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:28amAnd tiff, if I remember correctly, you're getting ME payards.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#10407I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:30amTiffy: I hate to inform you that the Plaza, like Le Cirque, is no longer open.... Or won't be by the time you get here...
#10408I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:31am
Of course, BST, but those are the chocolates.
Kissy, don't those cakes look DIVINE? I haven't had one before, but I've had the chocolates, and...*tears up*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10409I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:31amWho cares who gets the cake... as long as I get some! Because, OMG, chocolate cake!
#10410I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:31amAnd the waldorf is overrated.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10411I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:32am
Wha'??? The Plaza is closing?? Now I'll never get to feel like Macauley Culkin in Home Alone 2!
Tell me FAO Schwartz has re-opened!! Tell me, cookie, tell me!
*grabs cookie by the scruff of his neck*
#10412I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:32am
Not if we get the suite!
DAMN YOU KISSY FOR BEING THE DASHER OF DREAMS!! Are you kidding me? *pout* *shoots messenger*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10413I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:33am
Even I knew about FAO.
And I was totally thinking of Home Alone 2, too.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10414I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:36am
Wait, you knew about FAO closing or re-opening?
I also want to feel like Tom Hanks in Big.
#10415I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:37am
don't make me squish you...
FAO has reopened, but smaller than before...
Better to know now, than later...
If you shoot me now, you may NEVER have the secrets of culinary orgasms that I hold...
So there.
#10416I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:38am
*leans forward* I just watched the Iron Chef with potatoes, and I'm in HEAT. Spill it Cookie.
Speaking of screwing up Atkins, I'm cracking tonight. So unless someone's going to talk me out of being a greater fatty and having my arms look like tree trunks, I have a very important dilemma:
Oreos or PBJ? *focus Ellie--peanut butter and jelly...no Billie in that*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10417I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:40am
*sneaks in*
PBJ... it's decadent yet healthy.
*runs out*
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10418I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:41am
PB&J. More filling, and with Oreos you're more likely to keep going and going until the packet is all gone. Once you pop, you can't stop! Or is that Pringles? W/ever...point is, I'm fab.
Smaller than before, cookie?
Is the giant keyboard still there?? Do toy soldiers still open the door for you?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10419I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:42amHey, ElTico! Tiff doesn't know the meaning of the word 'decadent', I'm afraid.
#10420I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:45am
Ellie doesn't know the concept of, "You ARE the weakest link - Good-bye!", unfortunately.
Thanks for the tip, ElTico. I'll take your advice on this matter. And stop by more often! (How, er, often do you lurk, by the way? Has this thread made you think less of me? I swear these minions I surround myself with make me look glorious.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10421I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:45am
Oh, wait - she does! You mean decadent as in 'decaying', as in Tiff's brain? Well she sure knows all about that!
Gosh, I'm clever.
#10422I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:48am
I ain't spillin' nuthin'....
Ellie: The keyboard is still there, as it's a huge selling point. They changed the uniforms of the toy soldiers, but they are still there... I think they thinned the ranks though, as there's only one, when there used to be more...
Tiff: If it's important to you, stay strong! If not, I say go for the Oreos...
#10423I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:52am
*lurks back*
I would never think less of you, tiffy.
Very sad that FAO is almost no more; they closed the Seattle stores and auctioned off the bear in the front.
*sits*
#10424I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:53amtiff, deffinitely go with pb&j. much better then yucky nasty oreos.
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