Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 426
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10626I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:54pm
I've been a recluse for the past couple weeks in hopes of hiding my herpes outbreak from you, but I guess you're just too darn smart for that, Ellie.
Hi Tiffie! I'm still here!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10627I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:56pmI am darn smart, aren't I? How come Tiff got a warmer greeting than I did? Has your herpes cleared up? *backs away*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10628I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:56pm
Because Delph adores me.
By the way, a certain M_E was asking about you yesterday.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10629I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:59pm
You know it, Tiff.
Ellie, I think it still lingers... *inches closer to Ellie*
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10630I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:01am
*quickly changes into germ-resistant protective suit*
You adore me too, right Delphikins?
And you only 'adore' Tiff because you're frightened she'll eat you, correct?
#10631I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:03amOh, of course, Ellie. Even more so when you pay.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10632I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:05am
*passes Delph a $5*
I wuv you! (Hey, you know the Bitches and wannabes are meeting up in NYC in October!)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10633I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:06am
*slips Delph sly $1*
^It's all she's worth...
But now my lovelies - Allie, Whiff, and Delph - I shall retire gracefully from proceedings and wish you all a goodnight!
'Night all! *blows kisses*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10634I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:07amSo...when are you back tonight?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10635I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:09am
*stashes $6*
Ellie- don't be cheap! You know I'm worth at least a good $3.45!
And Tiff, the meetup sounds like fun. What are y'all planning on doing? Broadway shows and bars, no doubt?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10636I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:13am
#In the town, where I was born...lived a ma-a-an, who sailed to sea...# Well Tiff, up for it? Thought not...lllloser.
And but of course, Delphine! Bway shows, U2, and bars! Tiff is especially looking forward to the bars! Of course, being a good girl, I only drink Canada Dry. Whereas Tiff drinks Canada dry.
^Yes, I'm using the same joke again...I felt it went very unappreciated the last time. *sniff*
Ok, I'm really going this time! G'night!
*pretends to leave*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10637I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:14amA few of us are going to the U2 concert, and it's my birthday weekend, getting a room at a swankified hotel...maybe some bar hopping but there's only one lady who'll also be legal!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10639I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:16amVery nice plans, ladies. And Ellie, I really do hope you stay away from the alcohol.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10640I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:17am*slips Delph a 20* That's Canadian, you know. 'Night, Ellie!
#10641I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:24amAllie! Now you know how to treat a woman!
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10642I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:26am
Don't tell Tiff. She'll kick my ass for spending more money. 
#10643I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:26amtiff... you're going to U2 in NYC and Seattle?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10644I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:27am
Allie, it's okay, for Delphine, it's so worth it.
ElTico, I sure am! Twice at MSG! (Not floor seats though.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10647I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:33am
I'm so jealous... 
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#10648I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:37am
*slips Delph a signed blank cheque...with Ellie's account information*
ElTico, check out eBay! The prices aren't astronomical. Some of the seats are going for under face value.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10649I feel like being a bitch.
Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:43amEllie will have quite the surprise next time she hits the ATM... *stuffs check down bra and flounces off to the bank*
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