Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 426

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:53pm

Two words is all we get.

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:54pm

I've been a recluse for the past couple weeks in hopes of hiding my herpes outbreak from you, but I guess you're just too darn smart for that, Ellie.

Hi Tiffie! I'm still here!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:56pm

I am darn smart, aren't I? How come Tiff got a warmer greeting than I did? Has your herpes cleared up? *backs away*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:56pm

Because Delph adores me.

By the way, a certain M_E was asking about you yesterday.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 11:59pm

You know it, Tiff.

Ellie, I think it still lingers... *inches closer to Ellie*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:01am

*quickly changes into germ-resistant protective suit*

You adore me too, right Delphikins?
And you only 'adore' Tiff because you're frightened she'll eat you, correct?

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:03am

Oh, of course, Ellie. Even more so when you pay.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:05am

*passes Delph a $5*

I wuv you! (Hey, you know the Bitches and wannabes are meeting up in NYC in October!)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:06am

*slips Delph sly $1*

^It's all she's worth...

But now my lovelies - Allie, Whiff, and Delph - I shall retire gracefully from proceedings and wish you all a goodnight!
'Night all! *blows kisses*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:07am

So...when are you back tonight?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:09am

*stashes $6*

Ellie- don't be cheap! You know I'm worth at least a good $3.45!

And Tiff, the meetup sounds like fun. What are y'all planning on doing? Broadway shows and bars, no doubt?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:13am

#In the town, where I was born...lived a ma-a-an, who sailed to sea...# Well Tiff, up for it? Thought not...lllloser.

And but of course, Delphine! Bway shows, U2, and bars! Tiff is especially looking forward to the bars! Of course, being a good girl, I only drink Canada Dry. Whereas Tiff drinks Canada dry.

^Yes, I'm using the same joke again...I felt it went very unappreciated the last time. *sniff*

Ok, I'm really going this time! G'night!

*pretends to leave*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:14am

A few of us are going to the U2 concert, and it's my birthday weekend, getting a room at a swankified hotel...maybe some bar hopping but there's only one lady who'll also be legal!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:14am

Doy, I already said that, eejit.

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:16am

Very nice plans, ladies. And Ellie, I really do hope you stay away from the alcohol.

[Allie]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:17am

*slips Delph a 20* That's Canadian, you know. 'Night, Ellie!

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:24am

Allie! Now you know how to treat a woman!

[Allie]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:26am

Don't tell Tiff. She'll kick my ass for spending more money.

[ElTico68]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:26am

tiff... you're going to U2 in NYC and Seattle?

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Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:27am

Allie, it's okay, for Delphine, it's so worth it.



ElTico, I sure am! Twice at MSG! (Not floor seats though.)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:30am

Oh Tiff, how you flatter me.

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:31am

Oh Tiff, how you flatter me.

[ElTico68]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:33am

I'm so jealous...

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Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:37am

*slips Delph a signed blank cheque...with Ellie's account information*


ElTico, check out eBay! The prices aren't astronomical. Some of the seats are going for under face value.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/15/05 at 12:43am

Ellie will have quite the surprise next time she hits the ATM... *stuffs check down bra and flounces off to the bank*