Oh don't get us wrong. We didn't miss you at all. It's just I like to be the dumper and not the dumpee.
So...it's over Allie! Please don't cry. It's not you. It's me. You have a
great personality and I'm sure you'll make some girl...uh..platonic girlfriends...very happy some day.
/turns off autopilot
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell