Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10976BST loves her Tiffy
Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:01pmI don't either!!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#10978BST loves her Tiffy
Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:09pm
*shrugs*
Look, you drove her away again.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10981BST loves her Tiffy
Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:19pm
Pfft. You can have each other. Allie's ditched the Bitches anyway.
You two ARE the weakest links! G'bye!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10982Allie loves her Tiffy
Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:25pmCome on, Tiff, you know me better than that. I love you, too.
#10983Allie loves her Tiffy
Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:27pm
*eyes tear up* You're just an Adam lover now. You haven't posted here in days! You've f-f-forgotten about us! Harumph!
*crosses arms and cries*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10984Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:34pm
Aw, Tiff, don't be jealous. Can't I have other threads? I'm sure you didn't even miss me.
#10985Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:41pm
Oh don't get us wrong. We didn't miss you at all. It's just I like to be the dumper and not the dumpee.
So...it's over Allie! Please don't cry. It's not you. It's me. You have a great personality and I'm sure you'll make some girl...uh..platonic girlfriends...very happy some day.
/turns off autopilot
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10987Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:16pm*hugs Allie*
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#10988Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:21pm
Traitor.
She ditched us.
*whispers* I don't think she even wants to come to NYC anymore.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10989Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:27pm
TIFF! You know that's not true. I really want to go.
I did NOT ditch the Bitches.
#10990Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:35pm
Who? What? When? Willy? What? Who said you didn't want to go?
She really doesn't.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10991Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:40pm
Fine. I don't want to go to New York. Is that what you want to hear, Tiff?? Piss off.
#10992Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:43pm
I'm not gonna piss off! This is my thread!
*points at door*
*massive mouth-drying, chin-wetting raspberry*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#10993Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/22/05 at 1:12pm
*bolts in*
At exactly this time in exactly one week, I'll be gettin frisked by Heathrow officials and "running into" David Beckham!
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*bolts out*
What are these bitches going to do while I'm gone? *snort*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#10995Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/22/05 at 1:19pmMmmm, celebratory chocolate. We'll have a Tiff-less party!
#10996Allie loves her Bitches
Posted: 4/22/05 at 1:43pm
Mmm...when I'm eating Belgium's finest, I'll think of you guys.
(Oh, and when I try some chocolate, I'll think of you too.
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"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
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