Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#1100We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:06pm
I do? When did we decide I dig jailbait? (fyi, I've never had a jailbait before...now is no time to start) and HEY!!! I'm not old, Cam's older than me!!
#1101We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:07pmyou're OOOOLLLLD! i'm just messing. besides, older guys are better, they might actually know what they're doing. and I'M NOT JAILBAIT!
#1102We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:07pmWell, that's why we call Cam Mommy.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1103We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:08pm
Hey!! Shut up Guido!!! so I'm old.. big deal.. now i'm glad I didn't tell you how much older than you I am..
**sits fuming**
Tiff, Let's get drunk!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1104We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:08pm
tiff you can call me daddy if you want, but only in certain places and under certain situations.
*giggles*
#1105We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:11pm*goes and pouts in corner like the jailbait everyone thinks she is*
#1106We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:12pm
Tiff you only call me mommy because you have this facination with my boobs and you want to suck on them like and infant..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1107We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:13pmoooh ****, i never said i thought you were jailbait middy. I didn't actually know. I still stand by the fact that I'm not old, i'm wise.
#1108We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:15pmnow you know. ok guys, i'm out. later
#1109We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:16pmWhy didn't someone tell me this was a thread about jailbait?
#1110We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:18pm
we figured we could keep you away if you didn't find out.
bye middy!!
#1111We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:18pm
you didn't ask.. and who let you out of the dungeon..
I left you shackled and ready for your next flogging..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1112We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:21pm
ooh i'm glad to see i'm not the only one who get shackled and flogged around here.
#1113We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:23pm
no dear I'm an equal opportunity flogger..
same goes for shackling people.. they go hand in hand..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1114We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:25pm
literally.
#1115We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:30pm
hehe of course..
OMG my phone just rang and guess what the person on the other end says.. "did you eat" WTF is that.. gah what am I 5..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1116We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:41pm
Pst, Cam, check your PMs.
You dominatrix you.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1117We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:44pmIs GG still around?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1118We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 4:59pm
**falls over laughing hysterically**
Whoops..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1119We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:02pmAre you laughing over the PM or is that laughing gas really hitting you?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1120We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:08pm
*contemplating what to eat for breakfast/lunch*
My hips tell me Atkins stuff, but my hunger tells me pasta.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1121We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:08pm
The PM my dear, the PM.. Oh the Irony..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1122We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:09pmWhere's Siv at today?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1123We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:11pm
She was heading to the library but she' sprobably fallen asleep by now.. she didn't sleep again last night..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1124We didn't fail, we just knew people would miss us too much!
Posted: 2/2/05 at 5:32pm
no...i'm here....
i had to go to 3 libraries. the normal one, the health science one, and the law one.
F*cking major researh institution.
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