I haven't talked much about the Europe trip because I don't want to bore people and chase them away as quickly as everyone ditched me when I started to recount my Seattle 2 experience!

(But I will give you a list of things you MUST see/eat/try/do when you're in Europe!)
This woman was F*CKing crazy. She didn't succeed in hitting me, but she lunged at this other woman that was defending me, and I had to call security. It was sort of sweet.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell