Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#12250The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/12/06 at 12:36pmi see i was left off the bitch list... AGAIN.
#12251The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/12/06 at 12:38pmGet over it!!! It's not a B*tch list it is merely two of the original namesakes of the thread welcoming everyone home!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#12253The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:13am
What the hell, people posted here and I didn't see any of it?
NIK! *cuddles* *slobbers* How are ya?? What are you doing here?
And shameless, but of course! And whatever happened to middy??
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#12255The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:25amThe hula, eh? Who's the lucky guy?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#12256The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:34am
Heh heh hehhhhhh.
I should take up bellydancing.
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#12258The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:38am
Tiff are you in need of a scracthing post for your claws or soemthing??
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#12259The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:39am
What, Matt would try to take advantage of the situation?
*stifles laughter*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#12260The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:41amReserve audiences only, thank you very much. Just Tiff.
#12261The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:42am
Oh I see how it is..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#12262The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:42am
*opens mouth*
*closes*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#12264The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:44am
Shub you know Tiff is bootlegging right?? she's gonna sell the video for an outrageous price
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#12265The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:45am
Cam, you can peek through the keyhole.
I feel like a grilled cheese sandwich right now. And wine.
#12266The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:46am
Honey, this is the Pacific coast. Everyone's seen a clam before.
Speaking of which, how's the clotty period going, Shub?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#12267The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:46am
Oo how fabulous.. I always did like being the "peeper".. It's so naughty..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#12269The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:48am
*rimshot*
Ewwwwww. That reminds me of that scene in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. The group at the restaurant is disgusted at Mr. Creosote and wants to leave, and the woman cites the fact that she's having a rather heavy period and doesn't want to start bleeding all over everything.
#12270The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:49am
We always were the over sharing group werent we?? heheheh
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#12271The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:51amNik, remember the clear SH*T on my birthday? When I was peeing my poop?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#12272The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:53am
were you pooping your pee??
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#12273The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:54amNo worse than the boil on my leg that began to weep green pus.
#12274The Bitches Come Home AT LAST !!
Posted: 1/13/06 at 2:54am
boil?? green pus?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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