Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 495

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:10pm

oh my!

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:21pm

**cuddles Cookie**

It's ugly in here today..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:24pm

cammy cuddles!

well, everyone's gotta get their aggression out somehow...

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:27pm

I suppose you're right.. hehehe.. it is entertaining though..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:28pm

I hope Cam's not a violent drunk.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:30pm

We just know Tiff's a sleepy one...

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:35pm

1 drink=Tiff drunk

Me violent?? only when I'm sober, I'm a kitten when I'm drunk, unless of course you piss me off..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:53pm

kissy, oh you have NO idea! It's terrible. When I go out, a friend is assigned to "puke duty".

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:56pm

oh, hon, how are you pacing yourself?

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:58pm

**makes note NOT to let Tiffy drink**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 4:00pm

make her nurse it the whole night long!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 4:01pm

That's the problem, Kissy! There's nothing to pace! I have one drink, over 10 minutes or over 2 hours, and the end result is the same. It's an alcohol allergy (I've broken into hives before) plus the whole Asian blood issue. Does it affect you?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 4:05pm

Nope. I can usually have more than five...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 4:08pm

Are you serious? I'm very jealous. I don't want to have a high tolerance, just a reasonable one so I don't have to encounter the Luxia toilet again (unless it's on my ass). I keep thinking if I drink once a week, I'll eventually build up my tolerance but it seems to be counterproductive. I played a little drinking game where every time someone in the BWW Chat said something "Wicked"- or JRB-related, I'd have a sip. And I was drunk in 10 minutes.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 6:03pm

Thing is, you never can tell when it will hit you.

I can go a whole night with 14 or so and be tipsy by the end of the night.

Or I can have three and be on the floor.

So always tread carefully. And hydrate lots!!!

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 6:05pm

Hm... I sometimes can drink a few martinis and be ok, and last night I had 3 beers and was drunk.

*takes notes about tiff's drinking habits*

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/20/06 at 6:15pm

<--- is Irish and can drink like a fish

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 2:12am

*pokes head in*

Hey everyone!

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 4:37am

*sniff* Oh, lookey what we have here!



It's like the last 24 hours have provoked a bunch of people to have meltdowns. What. The. HELL.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 4:45am

It's the poison in the water.. Well it's not water, but you know..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 5:10am

Every time I resolve to stop smoking, I come onto this board.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 5:28am

hey now.. dont be blaming us for your vices!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 5:31am

Strange process..."Oooh, that makes me so mad, I want to kill him! Now let me smoke a ciggie so I do something self-destructive to my lungs...haHA! THAT'LL teach HIM!"

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 5:34am

Precisely!!!

Dork!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/21/06 at 6:01am

Like my sig?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell