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#1951

the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 4:52am

I'm outta her too

I can barely keep my eyes open

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1952

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:12pm

Good morning Bitches and bitches. (And Shub The morning after." src=http://www.smileys.ws/sm/action/00000071.gif>.) How goes everyone? Off to a potluck birthday party today. Not sure what I'm going to buy and pass off as my own.

I AM NOT JEALOUS! I just want every conversation to revolve around me, is that so wrong? I seek anonymous validation, dammit! It worked for inso-*sneeze*!! Now everyone get on their knees and worship! (Or whatever else you do good on your knees.) No hard feelings, Shub? The morning after." src=http://www.smileys.ws/sm/action/00000056.gif>

(PS Siv, sadly Nikki can't meet you. She's been in an unfortunate accident.) The morning after." src=http://www.smileys.ws/sm/action/00000063.gif> Seems fitting that after all our sex talk, Nikki gets nailed with a fish in the head.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1953

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:14pm

Tiff! Hey, how old is that picture of Bono? His hair's all short and stuff.

#1954

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:18pm

I don't know, Allie, but I know he's hotter with short hair than long eh?

(BTW any ideas for a quick potluck solution? I'm gona run to M&M Meatshop or Safeway soon!)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1955

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:23pm

I don't think he can ever be NOT hot, Tiff.

Mmmm, M&M Meatshop... I love that store. ANYTHING from there would be good!

#1956

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:27pm

I know, right? I LOVE that place!

Okay then, if you were going to a potluck and dessert was already accounted for, what would YOU want to eat? (Easy to prepare and preferable <$10.)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1957

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:30pm

I don't know... the last potluck I went to, I brought a broccoli salad. What about a pasta salad or something like that?

#1958

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:37pm

Mmm...maybe pasta salad. Except I'm thinking for appetizer or main course.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1959

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:38pm

Tiff, I dont get on my knees for YOU!!!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1960

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:41pm

I'm on the M&M site... those bacon-wrapped scallops look SOOO good.

M&M Meatshop Appetizers page

#1961

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:42pm

You be asking fo' a fish in da head, Bitch.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1962

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:46pm

who be asking for a fish in the head? You best not be talking about fish eyeing.. EWWWWWWW

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1963

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:49pm

You know fish eye?? I WAS going to make a fish eye reference but I didn't think too many ppl knew what it was! I told my friends at dinner last week and the were horrified that the concept even existed!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1964

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:52pm

yeah and all I can say is ewwwww!!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1965

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:52pm

WHAT the hell are you talking about now??

#1966

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:56pm

Allie, my dear you really dont want to know!!!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1967

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:57pm

I think I may agree with you...

#1968

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:01pm

yeah Allie.. you really dont.. just think about this, it's Tiff and Me discussing it, that cant' be good..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1969

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:03pm

Weren't you the one striving to keep that halo on your head?

Tiff, what did you decide to get for the potluck?

#1970

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:06pm

I have tried to keep my halo, and it keeps disitigrating.. It makes me sad.. I haven't replaced it yet so I figure it's ok at the moment

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1971

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:16pm

fish eyeing?

what?

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#1972

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:28pm

if you want to know go look it up.. hehe

http://www.urbandictionary.com

I refuse to be responsible for telling you.

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1973

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:30pm

ok. not cool.

ew

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#1974

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:34pm

Ew, I wish I didn't know that...

#1975

The morning after.

Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:37pm

I told you that you didn't want to know!! but does anyone listen to me.. NOOOO!!!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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