Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 79
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1950the gutter is your friend. love it and it'll love you.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 4:52am
I'm outta her too
I can barely keep my eyes open
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1951The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:12pm
Good morning Bitches and bitches. (And Shub 
.) How goes everyone? Off to a potluck birthday party today. Not sure what I'm going to buy and pass off as my own.
I AM NOT JEALOUS! I just want every conversation to revolve around me, is that so wrong? I seek anonymous validation, dammit! It worked for inso-*sneeze*!! Now everyone get on their knees and worship! (Or whatever else you do good on your knees.) No hard feelings, Shub? 
(PS Siv, sadly Nikki can't meet you. She's been in an unfortunate accident.) 
Seems fitting that after all our sex talk, Nikki gets nailed with a fish in the head.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#1952The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:14pmTiff! Hey, how old is that picture of Bono? His hair's all short and stuff.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1953The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:18pm
I don't know, Allie, but I know he's hotter with short hair than long eh?
(BTW any ideas for a quick potluck solution? I'm gona run to M&M Meatshop or Safeway soon!)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#1954The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:23pm
I don't think he can ever be NOT hot, Tiff.
Mmmm, M&M Meatshop... I love that store. ANYTHING from there would be good!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1955The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:27pm
I know, right? I LOVE that place!
Okay then, if you were going to a potluck and dessert was already accounted for, what would YOU want to eat? (Easy to prepare and preferable <$10.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#1956The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:30pmI don't know... the last potluck I went to, I brought a broccoli salad. What about a pasta salad or something like that?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1957The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:37pmMmm...maybe pasta salad. Except I'm thinking for appetizer or main course.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1958The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:38pm
Tiff, I dont get on my knees for YOU!!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#1959The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:41pm
I'm on the M&M site... those bacon-wrapped scallops look SOOO good.
M&M Meatshop Appetizers page
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1960The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:42pmYou be asking fo' a fish in da head, Bitch.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1961The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:46pm
who be asking for a fish in the head? You best not be talking about fish eyeing.. EWWWWWWW
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1962The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:49pmYou know fish eye?? I WAS going to make a fish eye reference but I didn't think too many ppl knew what it was! I told my friends at dinner last week and the were horrified that the concept even existed!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1963The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:52pm
yeah and all I can say is ewwwww!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1965The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 2:56pm
Allie, my dear you really dont want to know!!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1967The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:01pm
yeah Allie.. you really dont.. just think about this, it's Tiff and Me discussing it, that cant' be good..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#1968The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:03pm
Weren't you the one striving to keep that halo on your head?
Tiff, what did you decide to get for the potluck?
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1969The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:06pm
I have tried to keep my halo, and it keeps disitigrating.. It makes me sad.. I haven't replaced it yet so I figure it's ok at the moment
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#1970The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:16pm
fish eyeing?
what?
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1971The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:28pm
if you want to know go look it up.. hehe
http://www.urbandictionary.com
I refuse to be responsible for telling you.
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#1972The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:30pm
ok. not cool.
ew
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1974The morning after.
Posted: 2/6/05 at 3:37pmI told you that you didn't want to know!! but does anyone listen to me.. NOOOO!!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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