Hey, HEY! We are NOT allowed to talk about
orifices here! Do you know what s*d*m*t*s do with those things??? Unless it's ears. We can discuss ears. Nothing can fit in there except for Q-Tips.
(Are we allowed to product-place here? Should I have said, "ear swabs" instead?)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell