Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 7

[Patronus]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 11:00am

I am feeling much better actually.

I am down a pound after my first real day of Weight Watchers.

I just mosturized using my Mario Badescu samples that they sent me and am loving the way my face feels. Of course, I have to weigh whether or not it's worth the $$$.

I am a little bummed because I miss Anjilly. She's on a business trip in Sedona, but all in all I feel good. :)

Sorry about your cold.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 11:10am

Sedona - beautiful.

Ohh - maybe she can get some great spa stuff while there. A good friend of mine lives in Sedona and works in as a physical therapist in one of its clinics.

Not a bad place to go for business, if you must go! Beats the hell out of Little Rock, Arkansas!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:17pm

Good morning, Female Dogs, Your Hagness and the Sons of Female Dogs!

Congratulations, Patty! I'm on my second day of Atkins and I'm down a pound (that could also be because strangely the c*nst*p*t**n ended this morning) and quite pleased!

Are you at work today, YWIW?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:18pm

What am I, chopped liver?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:27pm

With brussel sprouts on the side, no less!

[JoJotheMuteBoy]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:31pm

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:32pm

Nope, home sick again. I just woke up after sleeping for almost three hours. I feel pretty poorly.

I blame it on Patronus, he sent what he had my way just because I got to go to the concert on Monday night and he could not.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:48pm

That would be like Sir Pat Roneus to throw some bad karma your way in spite!

Who's JoJo? And is the mute-ness why he didn't type anything in his post?

[Patronus]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:51pm

I am a spiteful b*tch.

Everytime I see the "Wow what an amazing night" on the TL5Y Reprise thread I get more and more broody.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:54pm

Brussel sprouts! BRUSSEL SPROUTS!!!



I have a clue on who our silent boy is...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 1:55pm

Excuse me, we're not using "b*tch" anymore, but Female Dog and Sons of Female Dogs. Unless the animal rights activists have an issue with our dogism.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:02pm

Yes, I think even Ratbas#ard might get us in trouble these days.

Perhas FD and SFD should suffice for now?

The only good thing about being sick is hearing Zorra squeak. It is so damn cute.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:06pm

What's a "P" as per your signature, YWIW???? ?

You know, I don't think you, DD or Roneuranus filled in the superficial questionnaire at the beginning of the last thread!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:09pm

I did, I had plenty of beeyyoottchs in mine - which lead to a whole different discussion, Marlene getting hissy, the puppetry video, and perhaps, the thread getting deleted?

The 4 P's is a group that was responding to Art2 when he was going on how rent was selectively homophobic because it favored female gay love over male gay love. The original P's were Patronus, SmartPenguin, and Pengin. I got to be an honorary P even through I am a Y.

After a while, I got elevated to being a full P.


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[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:11pm

Then due to extreeme snarkiness and general depravity we held a council and decided to grant YWIW full "P" status.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:12pm

And all of my near-term dreams were thus fulfilled. . . until I found the Bit%%es thread.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:12pm

So YWIW is a "P" and sp is a "C".

What does that make me?

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:13pm

A "f'n C"

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:13pm

Well now, YWIW, you're not a FD - you're on a whole different level - the Hagness!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:14pm

That makes you a "C"-y *poster banned, again* - Oh, crap. That's just me, right?

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:16pm

It's just your general aura of depravity.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:19pm

But, but...I'm so nice! Sickening really.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:20pm

OK... I can't keep up with all the coded talk. I need another latte.


And no, tiffy, I never filled out the questionaire.

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:21pm

*Comment that could have been considered double entendre deleted*

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/2/06 at 2:21pm

I think certain words are actually automatically getting picked up and banned.

And, as to the little questions, it also elicited Marlene's love of lip gloss, and my comment of what a Woman's best friend really was . . .

That was a fun night!

And, for the record, the only question I found worthy of answering is what three things you would take in an emergency, and is only because Stoli and Zorra threatened me if I did ot answer it properly!

Updated On: 2/2/06 at 02:21 PM