Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
#0Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 4:57pm
From "The Sun" in the UK:
TOP Gun hero Tom Cruise is secretly dating a Latino actress named Sofia Vergara — known as “Sofia Viagra” because of her sexy curves.
The Hollywood superstar, 42, has enjoyed a string of romantic dinners with Colombian-born Sofia, 32.
"Um, yeah, my girlfriend lives in England..."
#1re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:00pmoh boy sofia sure gets around....she changes men as often as she changes her undergarments. that girl has really been working it hard since she left miami for LA. she'll be a household name just yet. Updated On: 2/22/05 at 05:00 PM
#2re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:03pmWell, those are the types that Tom likes best--"Be my beard and I'll make your career." Let's see what happens....
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#3re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:04pmMarquise, she changes her undergarments for the men, so there is a direct relationship there.
#4re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:11pmI don't get it, what are we accusing him of?
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#5re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:12pm
"I don't get it, what are we accusing him of?"
You have to be a paying member of the adult board to find out.
#6re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:25pm
LOL Goth...
Ricky Martin's girlfriend also lives in Europe. As she has stated, it's really hard with him being on tour all the time...
#7re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 6:31pmMaybe Tom and Ricky are a secret couple. THAT would make ME hard all the time!
#8re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 6:49pmI think Travolta is more Tom's type.
#9re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/23/05 at 5:17pmI dunno--Travolta's let himself go. Tom likes 'em in shape.
#10re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/23/05 at 6:15pm
what about kevin spacey?
man we're turning into datalounge.
#11re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/23/05 at 7:42pmI heard Spacey was Diesel's type...
#12re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 12:46am
<------------------Mmmm, picture it....
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#13re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:25am
You know what they say about wide noses.
Um, I heard Ricky Martin had a boyfriend back home in Argentina. Or Columbia. Somewhere in South America.
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#14re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:31amThe funny thing is, he tries to keep it secret but EVERYONE knows, so COME ON OUT already!
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Joined: 12/31/69
#16re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 1:48pmWho's keeping it a secret, Cruise or Martin?
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#17re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 1:55pm
When I was friends with Oscar, who is a publicity manager for some latin singer, I was told that Ricky has a huge fan base in South America and that, with their Catholic upbringing, he would be shunned or whatever, but Oscar's client is dating him or something. I was invited to Ricky's New Years Eve part in Miami, but didn't go. Saw pictures. Looked fun.
But Tom's not keeping anything a secret.
#18re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:32pm
Many years ago, Ricky would pop up in pics in magazines and newspapers, always with the same guy. Instead of speculation these newspapers and magazines would just say , Ricky Martin, with friend, vacationing in Florida...etc.
Didn't the media ever wonder why he was never with women???
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#19re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:37pm
"Didn't the media ever wonder why he was never with women???"
Everyone knows. It's pretty much cultural knowledge when you show up as a joke on The Simpsons. Groundskeeper Willie makes the joke: She's [the school's air conditioner] wasting more energy than Ricky Martin's girlfriend.
#20re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:41pmI hate to say it Goth, but I work with many girls who don't believe he's gay.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#21re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:44pm
"I hate to say it Goth, but I work with many girls who don't believe he's gay."
And those girls probably believe there is a Santa Claus, right?
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Joined: 12/31/69
#22re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:47pmread the spoiler. that joke's already been used.
#23re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:47pm
Ya'll'd be surprised.
I recently had a conversation with someone about Jodie Foster (this someone in her early twenties) who actually said (I SWEAR ON THIS) "Jodie Foster can't be gay. She has kids!"
That was one of the dumbest things I ever heard in my life.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#24re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:49pmIs "Y'all'd" a word? I understand what it means, but is it seriously a real word? It looks so...messed up.
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