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Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE

Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE

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#0Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 4:57pm

From "The Sun" in the UK:

TOP Gun hero Tom Cruise is secretly dating a Latino actress named Sofia Vergara — known as “Sofia Viagra” because of her sexy curves.

The Hollywood superstar, 42, has enjoyed a string of romantic dinners with Colombian-born Sofia, 32.

"Um, yeah, my girlfriend lives in England..."


"They have never understood, and no reason that they should. But if anybody could . . . " --SS
Updated On: 2/22/05 at 04:57 PM

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Marquise
#1re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:00pm

oh boy sofia sure gets around....she changes men as often as she changes her undergarments. that girl has really been working it hard since she left miami for LA. she'll be a household name just yet. Updated On: 2/22/05 at 05:00 PM

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#2re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:03pm

Well, those are the types that Tom likes best--"Be my beard and I'll make your career." Let's see what happens....


"They have never understood, and no reason that they should. But if anybody could . . . " --SS

Ebonic_Singer
#3re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:04pm

Marquise, she changes her undergarments for the men, so there is a direct relationship there.

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#4re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:11pm

I don't get it, what are we accusing him of?


If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. -Dorothy Parker

Gothampc
#5re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:12pm

"I don't get it, what are we accusing him of?"

You have to be a paying member of the adult board to find out.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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#6re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:25pm

LOL Goth...


Ricky Martin's girlfriend also lives in Europe. As she has stated, it's really hard with him being on tour all the time...


"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

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Nipper
#7re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 6:31pm

Maybe Tom and Ricky are a secret couple. THAT would make ME hard all the time!

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#8re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/22/05 at 6:49pm

I think Travolta is more Tom's type.


"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

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bta212
#9re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/23/05 at 5:17pm

I dunno--Travolta's let himself go. Tom likes 'em in shape.


"They have never understood, and no reason that they should. But if anybody could . . . " --SS

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feinstein9
#10re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/23/05 at 6:15pm

what about kevin spacey?


man we're turning into datalounge.

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#11re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/23/05 at 7:42pm

I heard Spacey was Diesel's type...


"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

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#12re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 12:46am


<------------------Mmmm, picture it....


"They have never understood, and no reason that they should. But if anybody could . . . " --SS

Unknown User
#13re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:25am

You know what they say about wide noses.

Um, I heard Ricky Martin had a boyfriend back home in Argentina. Or Columbia. Somewhere in South America.

laactress
#14re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:31am

The funny thing is, he tries to keep it secret but EVERYONE knows, so COME ON OUT already!


It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!

Unknown User
#15re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 1:45pm

There's a secret?

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popcultureboy
#16re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 1:48pm

Who's keeping it a secret, Cruise or Martin?


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#17re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 1:55pm

When I was friends with Oscar, who is a publicity manager for some latin singer, I was told that Ricky has a huge fan base in South America and that, with their Catholic upbringing, he would be shunned or whatever, but Oscar's client is dating him or something. I was invited to Ricky's New Years Eve part in Miami, but didn't go. Saw pictures. Looked fun.

But Tom's not keeping anything a secret.

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#18re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:32pm

Many years ago, Ricky would pop up in pics in magazines and newspapers, always with the same guy. Instead of speculation these newspapers and magazines would just say , Ricky Martin, with friend, vacationing in Florida...etc.
Didn't the media ever wonder why he was never with women???


"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

Gothampc
#19re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:37pm

"Didn't the media ever wonder why he was never with women???"

Everyone knows. It's pretty much cultural knowledge when you show up as a joke on The Simpsons. Groundskeeper Willie makes the joke: She's [the school's air conditioner] wasting more energy than Ricky Martin's girlfriend.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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#20re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:41pm

I hate to say it Goth, but I work with many girls who don't believe he's gay.


"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

Gothampc
#21re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:44pm

"I hate to say it Goth, but I work with many girls who don't believe he's gay."

And those girls probably believe there is a Santa Claus, right?


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Unknown User
#22re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:47pm

read the spoiler. that joke's already been used.

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#23re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:47pm

Ya'll'd be surprised.

I recently had a conversation with someone about Jodie Foster (this someone in her early twenties) who actually said (I SWEAR ON THIS) "Jodie Foster can't be gay. She has kids!"
That was one of the dumbest things I ever heard in my life.


"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

Unknown User
#24re: Tom, Honey, you're not fooling ANYONE
Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:49pm

Is "Y'all'd" a word? I understand what it means, but is it seriously a real word? It looks so...messed up.


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