Is not the dress, is the gorgeus person inside the dress...
Well first you go rip rip rip
Then you go snip snip snip
Then you whip in a zip zip zip
Split it up to the hip hip hip
And as you strip strip strip
Oh, you quiver, shiver, for that soft caress
As you slip slip slip into that little black dress
Seven and a half cents doesn't buy a hell of a lot!