Tootie Chicken Shorts

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 12:14am

Sent to you in the spirit of childish, enviable fun ...I offer this silly name computation. Please forgive me.

The following in an excerpt from
a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i= chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i= cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4
times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

From,
Tootie Chicken Shorts..which beat what "my theater pals call me"

Updated On: 1/28/05 at 12:14 AM

[wildcat]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 12:34am

I can see my name in lights already..
ZIPPY WAFFLEBRAIN!

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 12:37am

Cheeseball Applejuice. It's got a nice ring to it!

[liotte]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 12:38am

I'm Goober Gizzardtush!

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 12:41am

Great, I'm Loopy Girdlefanny! I can just see it on an Equity Card!!!

[Marquise]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 12:43am

LOOPY BUBBLE TUSH!!!!

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 1:22am

Zippy Toilettush!!

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 1:23am

I'm so jealous! How come you get a really cute one, lol!

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 1:56am

I like Girdlefanny!

[feinstein9]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 2:44am

LOOPY WAFFLE CHUNKS!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 10:36am

Tootie Bubblebutt

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 10:53am

buttercup chucklechunks

[MaTakeALookAtMe]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 2:01pm

I must be wildcat's brother...Chim-Chim WaffleBrain

[sipos]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 2:08pm

oh no.
Lumpy Waffle Brain here and wants to know where the family reunion is being held?

[Albin]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 2:29pm

GREASY APPLE LIPS

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 2:31pm

Loopy Applelips

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 3:12pm

Buttercup Apple Head

[Allie]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 3:14pm

Boobie Apple Sniffer

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 3:16pm

Crusty Girdle Lips.... Ewww.

[Jon]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 8:09pm

Zippy Cootie Brain here!

[Liam]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 8:14pm

booby apple fanny

[Mamie]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:44pm

OK Marquis - it looks like we've got them coming and going. I'm Loopy Bubblemouth.

[ashbash6819]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:14pm

cheeseball bubblepants

[Mythus]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 2:21pm

Poopsie Applelips.

[centerstage]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 3:42pm

Loopy Applechunks would like to inquire as to whether or not all these names with Apple in them is makinganyone else crave an apple real bad