Tuesday Morning Chuckle

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 7:08am

A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, . . "you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned and replied, "No."
Surprised, the young man reached for her and the lovemaking resumed. This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The love making ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?" And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish!?" Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Norwegian."

[shira467]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 7:25am

...and good morning to you too Boobs!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 7:34am

Morning Shira !!!

[amasis]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 7:43am

This was great!!

And now I have to make another cup of tea cause I spilled my first cup from laughing so much. Hmph.

[QueenMuppet]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 7:45am

Very good, exactly what I needed on this rainy Tuesday morning.

QM

[mominator]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 8:00am

Thanks again BB for my morning coffee out the nose exercise! hugggs!
B

[beacon1]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:36am

1. LOL, Bboobs. Where DO you find these.

2. Love the Sophia quote today. It is really profound.
It makes me think, too, that we should "honor" laugh
lines, more, rather than try to erase them with botox...

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:45am

thanks Boobs! I missed your chuckles this weekend while I've been hanging out with Oscar!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:56am

JID...I hope you had a wonderful time with Oscar this weekend.

Undi...I know you're upset that "Aida" closed, but before you know it you'll be watching Adam in concert. BTW, my best from college will be at the concert too.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:58am

God, now I want my woman, a bed, and 60 minutes. and good morning by the way