Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Tuesday Morning Chuckle
#0Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/14/04 at 7:06am
MAD WIFE DISEASE
He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine.
"Ouch!! What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came too, he asked, "Now what was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called".
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#1re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/14/04 at 7:22amLOL...That was a good one Boobs! Thanx for posting that. Love your Natalie Wood icon..she roxx!
#2re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/14/04 at 7:26am
Thanks Marquise. Your ICON is way HOT too !!! 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
sweetiedarlinmia
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/04
#3re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/14/04 at 8:14amThat's why my mom told me to always have a iron skillet!
#4re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/14/04 at 8:17am
You Mom is a wise woman. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#5re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/14/04 at 8:42am
That reminds me of a classic "Ole and Lena" joke. (Ole and Lena are a middle-aged Minnesota couple of Norwegian background.)
Ole and Lena are sitting on the front porch swing and suddenly Lena punches Ole on the arm.
Ole: What was that for?
Lena: That was for 30 years of really lousy sex.
Five minutes later, Ole punches Lena on the arm.
Lena: What was that for?
Ole: That was for you knowing the difference!
#6re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/14/04 at 8:45am
I think she should have walloped him with a waffle iron! Thanks BB and Jon for our morning giggles!
B
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#7re: Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:16am
LOL!! Now that I've had some laughter, I'm off for a veryyyyyy busy day. It's days like today that I wish college was like summer camp; I could live in New York City but not ever have to do work. 
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