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#1

"Um IS NOT AN ANSWER"

Thank you Mr.Matt.
And thank you Judge Judy

I will never say "UM" again

(Do you know how hard it is to type (UM)?

Oh Krapp, Dmmit.
#2

'Um IS NOT AN ANSWER'

"You have to put on your listening ears."
#3

'Um IS NOT AN ANSWER'

Bless you for this thread, tommyboy.

"Every day, you will open your eyes, and know there is someone SMARTER THAN YOU!"

"You see where I'm going with this?"

"GET YOUR HANDS OUTTA YOUR POCKETS!"
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#4

'Um IS NOT AN ANSWER'

"Madam -- Do not try to talk over me"

"I have 30 seconds to listen to you" (Because I am going to lunch)
#5

'Um IS NOT AN ANSWER'

"If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day."

"This is not "Let's Make a Deal," and I'm not Monty Hall!"

"Of course I'm right; I'm always right. I'm like a truth machine."

"Are you on any medication?"

"GET OVER IT!"

"Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting."

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