Val Kilmer IS Moses?

[sweenybrian]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:04pm

Saw Mr. Val Kilmer in the Ten Commandments as Moses. Ads say Val Kilmer IS Moses. Well...I'll be the judge of that. This was craptastic! Pewtiful! I loved every minute of it. Moses brought down from the mount a hunk of CHEESE. Laughed my ass off. I would see it again because hip hop dancing slaves are hilarious! Imagine vegas showgirls as the downtrodden. Funny stuff. The story of the Jews and I did not see one jewish performer. All white-bread christians. Burning bush effect fizzled out before Val had a chance to finish his song. HA!
Go see it but try not to pay more than 10 bucks.
Thanks Val...you made me laugh! I wonder if Charlton Heston would argue that HE is moses. Updated On: 10/21/04 at 07:04 PM

[Plum]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:06pm

Well, everyone knows Jesus was whiter than Wonderbread. Because everyone in the Middle East looks like that.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:06pm

God, I want to see this. Let's hope this is taped.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:10pm

Is poor Lauren Kennedy still trapped in this disaster? I'm picturing that "lippy" Val Kilmer beating people with his Moses rod... Oh sorry..that's the "Ghost and the Lion". God, this guy is lame.

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:15pm

Wow. I mean how funnier could it be than the movie. I mean, they had a gangster(Edward G. Robinson) in it. And Ann Baxter purring lines like "Oh Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!"
Maybe it will play Radio City after LA. I hope so. Sounds like a disaster worth going to.

[EVIE]

Posted: 10/21/04 at 7:34pm

If it's doing so poorly in the reviews, do you think there will still be a cast recording?