Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Wednesday Morning Chuckle
#0Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:20am
Don't Kick the Animals, Man
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#2re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:41amLOL!! I am so glad I have finished my coffee! Good one BB.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
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#3re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 10:47amI'll try to keep them coming mominator. Hope everyone enjoys them. I like to start off my mornings with a good laugh and I like to share that laughter.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
TorontoBoy
Featured Actor Joined: 6/24/04
#4re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 10:58am
Thanks Booby..........the coffee just spewed over the monitor. One moment please as I go and clean it up 
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every a**hole gets one.
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#5re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 11:00amThank goodness he didn't kick the rooster.
#6re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 11:01amLOL DG!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
TorontoBoy
Featured Actor Joined: 6/24/04
#7re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 11:02am
OUCH, DG
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every a**hole gets one.
(Charlotte Rampling from Swimming Pool)
#8re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:00pmThanks for the laugh!
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ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#9re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:05pmthanks bb! that was really funny.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#10re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:21pmI don't get it.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
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Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#12re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:26pm
Well, I haven't been there, that's for damn sure.
If he had kicked a package of Oscar Meyer weiners, I would have understood.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
Updated On: 7/28/04 at 12:26 PM
#13re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 4:48pm
Heh.
Thanks Vish.
I was a little confused myself, what with people not normally eating cat meat...
Very funny, BB.
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#14re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 5:07pmGlad you guys are enjoying the Chuckles...I'll try to keep up on them so we can all start ours days off with a good laugh.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#15re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/28/04 at 6:16pmon a farm, the dad usually gets up first. What was he doing sleeping in? i dont think it makes sense.
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