Wednesday Morning Chuckle

[Broadwayboobs]

Wednesday Morning Chuckle#0

Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:20am

Don't Kick the Animals, Man

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."

Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Unknown User]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#1

Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:32am

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[mominator]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#2

Posted: 7/28/04 at 9:41am

LOL!! I am so glad I have finished my coffee! Good one BB.

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[Broadwayboobs]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#3

Posted: 7/28/04 at 10:47am

I'll try to keep them coming mominator. Hope everyone enjoys them. I like to start off my mornings with a good laugh and I like to share that laughter.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[TorontoBoy]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#4

Posted: 7/28/04 at 10:58am

Thanks Booby..........the coffee just spewed over the monitor. One moment please as I go and clean it up

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[Unknown User]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#5

Posted: 7/28/04 at 11:00am

Thank goodness he didn't kick the rooster.

[mominator]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#6

Posted: 7/28/04 at 11:01am

LOL DG!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[TorontoBoy]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#7

Posted: 7/28/04 at 11:02am

OUCH, DG

Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every a**hole gets one. (Charlotte Rampling from Swimming Pool)

[shira467]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#8

Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:00pm

Thanks for the laugh!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

[ponine24601]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#9

Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:05pm

thanks bb! that was really funny.

"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#10

Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:21pm

I don't get it.

Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

[Unknown User]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#11

Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:25pm

Pussycat, ****cat, where have you been?

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#12

Posted: 7/28/04 at 12:26pm

Well, I haven't been there, that's for damn sure.

If he had kicked a package of Oscar Meyer weiners, I would have understood.

Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

Updated On: 7/28/04 at 12:26 PM

[~FloweryFriend~]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#13

Posted: 7/28/04 at 4:48pm

Heh.
Thanks Vish.
I was a little confused myself, what with people not normally eating cat meat...

Very funny, BB.

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[Broadwayboobs]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#14

Posted: 7/28/04 at 5:07pm

Glad you guys are enjoying the Chuckles...I'll try to keep up on them so we can all start ours days off with a good laugh.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[boborunstheshow]

re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle#15

Posted: 7/28/04 at 6:16pm

on a farm, the dad usually gets up first. What was he doing sleeping in? i dont think it makes sense.

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