WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/19/09 at 9:31am

Mr. and Mrs. Smith were having problems in the bedroom, and went to visit renowned therapist Dr. Ficksit. After a series of exhaustive tests, Dr.Johnson told the couple that he could help them and guarantee spectacular results. He advised them to stop at the grocery store on their way home and buy a package of donuts and a bunch of grapes, and when they got home Mr.
Smith was to roll the grapes on the floor with his tongue into his wife's vagina. Then Mrs. Smith was to play ring toss with the donuts and her husband's penis.

The couple did as they were told, and their sex life improved tremendously.
They were so happy they shared their news with their best friends, Mr.and Mrs. Jones, who were also having problems in the bedroom.

Mr. and Mrs. Jones went to see Dr. Ficksit, but after the same series of exhaustive tests, the doctor had to inform the couple that he could not help them. They begged, they whined and they cried so much that finally Dr.Ficksit couldn't stand it anymore. He told them that he could not guarantee the results, but that they should go to the grocery store and buy an apple and a box of Cheerios...

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/19/09 at 11:01am

Hahaha!