WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/2/09 at 8:12am

A stranger was seated?next to a little girl on the airplane when the?stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's?talk.? I've heard that flights go quicker if?you strike up a conversation with your fellow?passenger.'?

The little girl, who had?just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk?about?'?

'Oh, I don't know,' said the?stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he?smiles.

OK, 'she said.. 'That could be an?interesting topic. But let me ask you a question?first.? A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the?same stuff - grass - . ?Yet a deer excretes?little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat?patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried?grass.? Why?do you suppose that is?'?



The stranger, visibly surprised by the?little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and?says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'?

To which? the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel?qualified to discuss nuclear power when you?don't know sh*t?