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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Advice to an old guy:

An old guy was working out in the gym
when he spotted a sweet young thing.


He asked the trainer that was nearby,
"What machine in here should I use
to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said,
"I would try the ATM in the lobby."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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