WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/1/12 at 7:26am
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher
got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her
some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
Now get back to the other threads.
I don't know about you sometimes... 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/1/12 at 8:52amGirly is married?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/1/12 at 9:00amDeet, what's your favorite flower? I will have a nice arrangement made for you.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/1/12 at 11:01am
Don't worry about the flowers. Just make a donation in my name to Planned Parenthood. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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